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It's been a few years since I did this. You'll either love it or hate it. Here are some anagrams of the 25-man roster. I don't claim a lot of creativity, and I used a program to generate possibilities. I spared the mods some grief by leaving out the dirty ones. Some names are pretty barren (had to cheat and use Mauer's given name Joseph), while others give an embarrassment of riches and you might think up better ones. Or you might even spot some typos/errors, because I don't have an editor to check my work.

Burton, Jared

Jarred On Tub

Be Rotund Jar

Red Banjo Rut

Correia, Kevin

I Overrank Ice

Arrive Nice, OK?

Re: A Rink Voice

De Vries, Cole

Relieves Doc

Ever I'd Close

Lo, Deceivers!

Duensing, Brian

SABR Inning Due

Unbending Airs

A Burdening Sin

Fien, Casey

In Ye Faces

Yes, Fiance

If Eyes Can

Hendriks, Liam

Kindlier Hams

Damn Irish Elk

Had Milk Rinse

Pelfrey, Mike

Key P.M. Relief

Keep My Rifle

Me Fry Elk Pie

Perkins, Glen

Kneel, Spring

Kennel Grips

Kelp Ginners

Pressly, Ryan

Snarly Preys

Spryly Earns

Sly Spy Reran

Robertson, Tyler

Re: Yr Rotten Lobs

Only Best Terror

Torrent By Loser

Roenicke, Josh

Senior Jock, Eh?

No, I Chose Jerk

Hi, Joke Censor

Worley, Vance

Lawyer Coven

Clever? No Way

Rewoven Clay

Ryan Doumit

A Minor Duty

Rainy To Mud

Road Mutiny

Joseph Mauer

A Hose Jumper

A Jeep's Humor

Heroes Jam Up

Carroll, Jamey

Clearly Major

Am Jolly Racer

Larry, Calm Joe

Dozier, Brian

Bizarre Odin

Bird Air Zone

Barn Iodizer

Escobar, Eduardo

Absurd Rodeo Ace

Due A Scoreboard

Bread Cause Odor

Florimon, Pedro

Implode For Ron

Redo Minor Flop

Poor Field Norm

Mastroianni, Darin

Indiana Rainstorm

Maintains In Ardor

Nod, Sit In Marinara

Morneau, Justin

Unjar Mounties

Injures Man Out

A Moist June Run

Parmelee, Chris

He Riles Camper

I Help Screamer

Smile, Preacher!

Plouffe, Trevor

Pervert Of Foul

Flop Tour Fever

Prove Four Left

Hicks, Aaron

Oh, I Ransack

Hi Narc, KAOS?

A Shark Coin

Ramirez, Wilkin

Kremlin Air Wiz

I Win Milk Razer

Kiwi Raze Mr. Nil

Willingham, Josh

Jowl Lashing Him

MN Jails High, Low

Hill Jig Showman

I put the uncensored list on the web at http://www.skypoint.com/members/ashbury/anagrams