Ode to TD Baseball Threads:

 

I sat reading through TD game threads,

 

When a thought went rumbling through my head,

 

(although at my age, it might have been something better left unsaid)

 

My muse had returned to the marvelous Twins,

 

And, even though the team is doing quite well with their wins,

 

It seemed the team and front office must eventually pay for their pitching sins.

 

Yet here the Twins are, in the hunt, playing KC as part of a road trip stay,

 

A team with which the Twins had their way,

 

Back when the season started early during the light of day.

 

I wrestled with and discounted my thoughts of gloom,

 

For Twins Wins have continued to bloom!

 

But alas, I couldn't turn away from thoughts of doom.

 

As my mind meandered down that dark road,

 

With no light just a sound, the voice of a sepulchral toad,

 

Egad, I thought, I don't believe this, my very own thoughts, they goad!

 

I banished those ideas with a grumble,

 

Because down that path I couldn't allow myself to stumble.

 

So here I am again, putting together a game thread,

 

Wondering, exactly, just where this will head.

 

Ah well, I suppose it doesn't much matter,

 

As long as TD posters do their game thread natter,

 

Because in the end I've managed to fulfill my quota of game thread chatter!

 

Play ball!

 

Some things to think about:

 

1. Dr. Seuss

2. Iambic Pentameter

3. Limericks

4. “The Gods of the Copybook Headings”

5. The Vorpal Blade

 

 

Pitching:

 

Twins: Jose Berrios

 

KC: Luke Farrell

 

Lineups:

 

Brian Dozier® 2B
Robbie Grossman(S) LF
Joe Mauer(L) 1B
Miguel Sano® 3B
Max Kepler(L) RF
Kennys Vargas(S) DH
Chris Gimenez® C
Jorge Polanco(S) SS
Byron Buxton® CF

 

Whit Merrifield® RF
Ramon Torres(S) 2B
Lorenzo Cain® CF
Eric Hosmer(L) 1B
Salvador Perez® C
Mike Moustakas(L) 3B
Brandon Moss(L) DH
Alcides Escobar® SS
Alex Gordon(L) LF

 

 

The vorpal blade went snicker-snack.

 

Upon the Royals...

KC's SP Luke Farrell is the son of Boston Manager John Farrell and Boston has allowed John to go see his son play while letting someone else manage the Boston team today.

Edited July 1, 20179 yr by jimmer

KC's SP Luke Farrell is the son of Boston Manager John Farrell and Boston has allowed John to go see his son play while letting someone else manage the Boston team today.

I am sure there are fans saying John doesn't care about his own team enough.... But he is doing the right thing

 

I am sure there are fans saying John doesn't care about his own team enough.... But he is doing the right thing

He is absolutely doing the right thing.  As is the team for letting him go.

Interesting pre-game video review showing that Dozier should have had a ground rule double on his near-home run that was ruled foul and that Hosmer's 3-run home run was actually foul. Even in the age of replay there are still mistakes made. Oh well, you win some and you lose some.

Um , we call that a routine play by a 3B, homers.

Edited July 1, 20179 yr by jimmer

I'm at work so can't see Dozier's at-bat, but this would be a fine time for a dinger.

 

EDIT ADD: But I'm fine with a walk, too.

Edited July 1, 20179 yr by Circus Boy

Twins baseball fever. Catch it!

The Farrell's getting twimsy on the frelling mound.

Edited July 1, 20179 yr by jimbo92107

We need newer school announcers.

What is on Berrios's neck?

Grossman showing of his defensive skills on that catch by Buxton.

 

What is on Berrios's neck?

I noticed that too.

Nice job of getting out of the way when called off by the CF, Grossman.  That's what professionals do.  Wasn't graceful, but at least there was no collision.

Edited July 1, 20179 yr by jimmer

 

What is on Berrios's neck?

I noticed that as well

Sanostorm!!

Nice HR!

They should bring back the pick the stick.

Hit the weights, max

GD, moustakas kills us

Calling it: Gimenez HR.

Calling it: Gimenez HR.

The number you are trying to reach..

 

Calling it: Gimenez HR.

http://i.imgur.com/itQeb6f.jpg

You've gotta be yanked when buxton is 2-2 against you

"Beware the S'nobat, my son," he said. "Blasting tasty cookies floating closely to the zone, whacking lengthy taters to the falls beyond the fence."

Hate to see the injury, but anything that shortens the KC pen for the second game has to help us.

Reminder: moustakas kills us

 

Hate to see the injury, but anything that shortens the KC pen for the second game has to help us.

The Omaha Storm Chasers are playing at home tonight, and it's less than a 3-hour drive from there to KC. They could DL Strahm and have another arm in their bullpen in time for tonight's game.