Squirrel

ftfy. maybe.

I call a Peento hr

omg ... aargh ... okay ... was Arcia always this ... ? ... in the outfield? I don't recall hearing anything about his defense being this suspect.

lol

sigh. I don't think there is enough beer in the world for this game on the tail of last night's game.

Thanks. Their, there and they're I can handle. But I have difficulties with drank/drunk, lay/lie, hang/hung.

thank you. I didn't want to dig out yet another picture of Dozier; that would teeter me into the pathetic realm.

Well, you both have drunk me under the table. You know ... that was a tricky sentence to write ... <hic>

Let us know ... just for a reference point go forward.

Um ... <thinking> ... Okay, now I have a headache.

Why are the A's playing all these '91 series things on their feed?

Hey ... at least it's not like last night ... I went away for one inning to mix up some peanut butter brownies and came back to 15-1.

Nah ... it's just my schtick to get me through another abysmal performance on the field. Not by Dozey-boy, though.

omg ... we need an outfield

sigh ... they are reminiscing about the '91 series ... and Chili Davis

Some southern accents, sure. Think ... Matthew McConaughey. And just cuz ... http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5inaanCku1qidbi2o1_500.jpg It's okay, Dozey ... I'm here for you! lol ... I crack me up ... better to laugh at myself, at least someone is.

Heh ... you should caption that for me.

Ooou ... don't get me excited ... I'm at work. But I would still want to run my fingers through this hair, too: http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Brian+Dozier+2Q0VLKx0aHzm.jpg <teenaged girl emoticons here>

Even the tedium of bowings is better than this.

6. Think about Texas. They are probably thinking 'Why couldn't we have played this Twins team instead of the one we did.'

I beg to differ: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcy1kiSqiU1rsmv3ko1_400.jpg <3

I know I'm a broken record ... but I'm going back to Comcast Extra Innings, even though it is a lot more expensive. I will still get the mlb audio only package, for like $15-20/yr ... whatever it was.

He probably would have.

Wasn't so much a boo-boo as just he was a plain awful center fielder at that moment.

And hearing that Jiffy Lube commercial at every break isn't helping.