Squirrel

This! Exactly this! But I voted no. As a moderator I feel I need to, ahem, 'set an example,' and can't really approve of calling anyone an idiot, whether there is any validity to it or not.

Thanks for the lead-in Brian ... and yes, lineups are sweaty ... an hour with a personal trainer followed by an hour of cardio tennis ... no shower, straight home to get those lineups posted! Yay Twins ... go go go! (And time for me to hit the showers ... I don't want to continue to sweat over my keyboard.)

Yup ... I won't doubt it because I don't know ... so, in my book, not suspicious, but have to say it is convenient (not to trivialize the injury in the least)

Love the back story. Welcome to the game! Look forward to seeing you post ... just jump in any time!

I love stories like these. And I hope it continues to play out all year long.

Does Hermann play left field? Or do you move Kubel over and have Hermann play right? (Assuming that one of Hammer/Arcia is DL'd and the other 'day to day.')

JB ... good call in the game thread earlier.

We all hate your right now, too. Me, especially, because I just sat through 7 innings at Wrigley with the wind off the lake.

Enjoy the game today everyone. I'm going to a local game today ... Cubs v Phillies. I hate Wrigley, but the ticket was free and it's a good seat, ie not obstructed behind a pillar.

hahahaha ... okay ... just not gonna say it.

And kudos to Gardy!

Twins win!!! yay!!! and a big WHEW!

True ... but I'm guessing Brian can pull it off.

C'mon Perk ...

Omg, Brian ... that photo makes me cringe ... and I'm a girl.

Okay, I'm just being a bit pratty with this, but you were saying? (And yes, I realize it could have easily gone the other way, and Arcia was out with a sore wrist, but I just couldn't resist.)

I'm heading to Treasure Island Casino. Oh wait ... that was the radio ad.

Well, now you have your scale set for any future comparisons.

Nah, that's just for shoe shopping.

It's cold out, it's the beginning of the season, meh ... I'm okay with him coming out today. Next month in the same situation? Probably not.

Don't you start with me ... I'm doing my best trying to be at work today.

These radio ads are doing their trick ... I really want some licorice, and some Sheboygan sausage, then go test drive a Taurus and stop at Kwik Trip on my way to the Harley Davidson dealership and Treasure Island Casino.

It happens.

Honestly ... that looks a little like Sao Paolo

Gives new meaning to what a salad is in Chief's house.