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okay ... what are you eating?

I didn't buy any ... so I'm having curry chicken salad over tomato instead

Woo ... good play!!

I am craving a hot dog ... I usually buy a pack so I can have a grilled hotdog on opening day ... I didn't this year.

This is the real answer ...

Okay, again I ask ... which century? 170s, 270s, 370s ... or yes?

Why are they mad about it? I'm okay with it. He's on the team, he needs to play and I think he's earned it here and there

In which century?

Not exactly ... we had two outs; usually it's no outs when we don't score

Yes, you did! But you are forgiven. But just this once.

Some of us know better ...

It's Buxton time!!!

I used to live in St. Paul ... lived in a cute little house .. YAY! We're getting it going!!

If I saw that when I walked through the door, not sure what I'd do

Hey ... if you ever want to start a game thread, we'd welcome it ... you can PM @stringer bell who manages the schedule

Okay ... time for the Twins bats to GET. IT. GOING!!!!!

My new one makes me drink out of anger and sadness and despair ...

Welcome to the game thread ... it's kind of slow this afternoon ... guess a few had too much of it last night

Pfft ... you young people who think you're old ...

Hmm ... I think they got him out

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LUIS ARRAEZ!!!!!!!

Since you've been doing that all along, not sure that's a fair question

Upton would be a horrible choice. We DO have CF backup in Gordon, Kepler and Celestino. Gordon and Kepler would be used occasionally, but Celestino is a decent backup. I'd like him to get more time in AAA, but the latter half of the season he really came on very strong there. We do not need another CF backup.

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