I would give up wearing Twins apparel for life if it meant they won a World Series. I would give up drinking cheap whiskey, because champion fans deserve better. I would sign up for 4 more 90 loss seasons if it meant a decade of dominance. I'd watch Ricky Nolasco pitch until he died of old age if it meant a World Series. I would give up watching movies for life as well. Maybe TV Shows for five years.