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I'm sure Sale would be happy joining the Twins, so he doesn't have to pitch against them.

I used to think these were just Threads. Took me two years to notice the "Game" part of it.

Did you guys know the game is already in the 5th inning, Twins are up 3-2, Grossman is 1 for 1 with 2 walks, and Escobar is 2 for 2 with a HR and has scored two of the three Twins runs? Looking at this thread, you wouldn't even know the game had started yet.

How about signing David Murphy and losing John Hicks for nothing just in time for Murphy to retire?

I was screaming at the radio that no, Dan Gladden, this isn't a bunt situation. We need one run to tie the game. We have a runner in scoring position and our hottest hitter at the plate. Don't take the bat out of his hands and give them an out! As soon as he laid down the bunt, I figured the game was over. Molitor's love of the bunt drives me nuts. Not only do we need to stop giving away outs, but this team is really bad at bunting. If we could occasionally lay down a beauty, then maybe, but half the team can't even put it in play.

Bah! Quit harshin' my mellow.

Mastro and Centeno are up and Fien and Milone are gone? We're lookin' at 142-20, baby!

Done.

WINNAH!

That Def Leppard story is perfect. I'll often yell "DRUM ROLL!" at my radio when Def Leppard comes on.

Yes, but what were you doing to, say, pass the time while naked and watching people make out? I hope there wasn't a Warrant out for your arrest after that.

Kind of sad that TD has a more active game thread on the Wild game than WX.

It also seems to mean that the Twins aren't going to prevent Sano from playing 3B against all logic if the situation arises.

CBU

Molitor just said on the pregame that Sano and Rosario have been taking some ground balls with Plouffe out. They followed that up to say that Plouffe is going on the DL.