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I sure hope the game is over by 10pm!

Gee whiz, i was having such a wonderful dream, how Colume saved a game against his old team, and we made up a coveted game against our heated rivals. then i looked at a box score and saw how many more we needed to make up. How soon do they start publishing magic numbers? Just let me revel in my team's success one more game, until they have left for Iowa... Wait, there isn't a MLB team in Iowa?! What gives? Oh, right, they were going on last night about the field of dreams game, and how it would be if Kevin Costner rotated his crops and players had to disappear into beets. Obviously beets would be where football players go. Don't they know anything about how crop rotation works? Anyway, far be it from me to miss an opportunity to find out about Iowa! About all i know of Iowa i learned from the Music Man: I wonder if the Music Man tale is connected to the Iowa Band Law which i heard of because of the King March of that name: March? That must mean it's still spring training. Gonna roll over and catcha few more foul ball z's. Wake me on openning day! Oh right... These things, whatever they are for. (lineups) I hope Buxton stays healthy for a whole season! Them 0. Reynaldo Lopez (R) P 1. C. Hernandez (S) 2B 2. Andrew Vaughn (R) 1B 3. Jose Abreu (R) DH 4. Eloy Jimenez (R) LF 5. Brian Goodwin (L) RF 6. Adam Engel (R) CF 7. Jake Lamb (L) 3B 8. Leury Garcia (S) SS 9. Zack Collins (L) C Us 0. Bailey Ober (R) P 1. Max Kepler (L) RF 2. Brent Rooker (R) DH 3. Jorge Polanco (S) 2B 4. Luis Arraez (L) 3B 5. Miguel Sano (R) 1B 6. Jake Cave (L) CF 7. Ryan Jeffers (R) C 8. Trevor Larnach (L) LF 9. A. Simmons (R) SS (Yawn)

Apparently i thought so too, as i fell asleep for the top of the 9th.

More turtle power. As expected.

Ninja'd (just figured i'd save myself a post) Good for Astudillo!

I didn't know pleasantly kept such a list.

Sigh.

Simmons! Now let us get him in!

Alright, Twins. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to keep me awake.

Sigh. Long fly ball just a little too long.

Doubleplay erases walk. I like, i like!

What if we only bat eight innings?

I think its full name was "Regressing to the Norm" but we call it Norm for short.

Is that 3Ks and a fly out in the first inning? We are ahead of the curve.

Is this over the whole season? Or just the games he starts?

A runner courtesy of strike 3 eluding the catcher's mitt... I'll be okay if that is as bad as it gets, i'll live.

I am missing Cave already.

I didn't know there was timerology based on Mortimer... This wouldn't be Snerd, perchance? He was always a little slow.

Trick question (kids, don't try this at home) If Berrios pitches to Cruz, who do we root for?

Okay! Let's eat into that lead! Soup's on!

Says a mouthful. Hopefully 2021 refers to its usage as well.

Hope he's okay.... Not gonna wish ill on any competitor. Just that we can better 'em.

Barnes is in (after i made it through some tough internet issues). Can't see the name without thinking of Norville Barnes (ya' know, for kids!)

We replace a pitcher with an 11 era* with a pitcher with 16 era. Not common. *before he gave up 6 er in 2 innings. Too lazy to figure out what it is now...

Did he get hurt? I missed that....