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Oh, sorry. "Who's there?"

We do now!

3rd time pays for all... And now Plouffe comes up for Hicks with a chance to tie it!

Wait... Is it slower or faster? I'm confused... Um... one seems challenging... the other humorous... I'll go with... my wit. (ah, yes. Self-deprecation is the easy way out...)

Kubel gave it a ride, but alas, a two out double goes for naught. Oh well.

Ah. The result of the play, not of the hitting. (Sorry, got confused there) No one covering 3rd sounds vaguely familiar...

180 degrees different? This I gotta see! (Picturing a rocket to left that hits off the wall so hard it comes back to the third baseman...)

Thanks!

Nah, I think he's available both games. But no, i haven't read the fine print, so i'm not sure.

Also a bat off the bench, if the need arises? We'll see soon enough.

Ha! Just an overactive imagination on my part. Never mind me! And not to devalue coherency or um, seriosity... They do have their value. But alas, no game tonight. Oh well.

Yeah, it was indeed childish. Sorry. And that's independent of whether you got it as a Pinky and the Brain reference... (Relevant clip: ) I'll try to keep my comments a bit more coherent from here on out. (And say fewer things like "I am the walrus.") Thanks for the eloquent feed back.

Gee Brian, what are we gonna do tomorrow night?

Not dead yet...

Is there such a thing as a rally caps lock? Or do we use the rally shift key?

Let's go 42! (and that's an acceptable count too)

Ah, gravy is a euphemism for a clever ploy to avoid jinxing the comeback! (If i had to, i was gonna guess water. Most boats i know go on water.) But, as it is a spoon caddy, i can't get the image out of my head... "Look at the lay of the table. I would advise the soup spoon, aiming for the mashed potatoes. But be careful of the butter, you don't want to be caught in there!" "Hang it all, I'm going to cut across the rough with the grapefruit spoon!"

You said it. That was pretty slick. I'd be sad though, if he missed day games...

Perhaps Mauer looks a little smarter for taking the out which didn't involve a throw? Just tryin' to understand a strange world...

Yeah, i was just startin' to wonder how many. He's getting the corner calls, to the chagrin of some of the jays' batters.

1-0! (Now that's what i call a bellow!)

Who, on our staff, throws a sidesplitter?

That had not occurred to me...

I don't think he's walked anyone yet. Has he allowed a run?

I was once mistaken (mistook?) for a moose... Not as glamorous as it sounds, but i've gotten some mileage out of the story by now.