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sampleSizeOfOne

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  1. Oh, i feel bad for watching stuff because my eyes were open.
  2. Ain't nothin' to my grampar. But yeah, setting a good example is commendable. (or is that comestible?)
  3. Me too! Tie game (and we threatened to take the lead... almost.)
  4. Yup. Though i just gave the obvious culmination line. The theatrical production entirely merged the two corresponding fight scenes. The parody itself was of the original trilogy in 3+ hours, set to show tunes. If i recall, a contest to identify all the sources for music was won by someone getting 42 of the 43.
  5. "I don't know -- Probably." "Probably. Very Probably. Certain, in fact." Ah...
  6. Do we need to speak to the contradiction stick? (dang google. is no obscure reference safe?")
  7. My absolute favorite parody of that moment: Luke: "I'm not left handed" Vader: "You are now!"
  8. I approve of spoiling one new movie, but not spoiling which movie is spoiled! Yeah, i didn't know it was from a recent movie, so you're doin' fine. (And gosh, now i'm trying to think the last time i made it to a proper movie theater. As media goes, i feel like i'll echo Walter's 3'000 years of beautiful tradition comment, i'm living in the past.)
  9. Nice video! Never seen a whoopy cushion do that before. ... And now we see why they keep Gomes on...
  10. Meh, your gripes probably wouldn't have been satisfying enough... sour gripes. And thanks for pointing out the symmetry! I hadn't caught that one. "Looks like we're gonna need a bigger glove."
  11. Me and my big mouth. I got asymmetry. Lotta ball to play still.
  12. Now Now, Twins/Indians. Perfectly symmetric violence never solved anything. (#9 hitter on, followed by a hit.)
  13. Do not attempt to adjust your gamecast... We control the horizontal. We control the vertical... (original referent cause looking things up is fun.) And sorry i'm too slow to put it on the first reply to yer post.
  14. You said it! (And another 3rd strike runner...)
  15. And no problem with Florimon's bat this time around... Walk, steals second, and gets 3rd on over throw... and in on a Dozier Double! 1-0
  16. We got another almost baserunner. Nice catch by the indians' center fielder... Morgan.
  17. Quite amusing, perhaps more so than my referent... Though mine predated you tube. The one-L lama, he's a priest The two-L llama, he's a beast And I would bet a silk pyjama There isn't any three-L lllama The author's attention has been called to a type of conflagration known as a three-alarmer. Pooh. (And the page googled what had this poem so i didn't have to depend on memory, also mentioned poem "Lineup for yesterday" which looks pretty good)
  18. Good stuff! (tryin' to organize my thoughts -- like cleaning out the lint filter in the drier) 1. Only natural to me... Escobar is backing up Florimon after all? 2. I'm still rooting for Florimon. After all, we got the rubber band in our favor today. 5. Reminds me of a favorite friend's story. A pacifist vegetarian passing through a military industrial complex expo that reminds him of the future in terminator movies gets singled out by spokesman at a booth he passes. After enduring the spiel, the spokesman asked if my friend wanted to hear more about the fancy robot. My friend politely responds "No thanks, i helped make that robot." Needless to say, that friend has some really cool stories. -- But that wasn't my initial response... I was going to comment, if they were really military experts, they would have responded "the single country on this planet will have armed drones." And i woulda thought to myself, i gotta get me a new planet! Or at least a really nice decked out self sufficient bunker... (Gar! i take too long tryin' to format stuff. Game's about to start!)
  19. "Jon Snow, you know nothing!" in general sounds like an appropriate quote... Not that i know anything either. But really this post makes me recollect my Ogden Nash... What was it... Ode to a llama?
  20. I really appreciate the fine art of attaining first base on a strike out, and breaking up the double play, but i hoping for a little more in the 9th!
  21. Begs for a venn diagram of the remaining 5%?
  22. And how is Santana holding up? Gameday indicates most batted balls hit toward right field, so i imagine he hasn't been tested much yet?
  23. While i'm all for instant gratification, i'm okay so far (though i'm still catching up on everything) Especially as he just gave up his first walk.

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