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Wow! That's talent. How'd he know about the bullpen decisions all the way back then?

He does indeed.

"Another fine mess you've gotten me into..."

And all of our shortstops are now hitting. I'll take that.

I need all i can get! (the lyric that the word "magic" invoked for me has something about it being a big enough umbrella, but it's always me that ends up getting wet.)

hmmm! Double plays! Is there anything they can't do?

I'm sorry... I'll try to get older. It may take a while though. And i might have heard it before, it just didn't register.

(Now i have to listen to the song, as i'm unfamiliar with it...) Let me know what i miss in the game...

That's... the rest of the story.

I hypothesize it has something to do with good hand-eye coordination. At least i hope so.

Are you practicing on our credulous simplicity? Nah, Suzuki is a mouthful these days. I think i understood what ya meant...

Octopus? I give up... What does an octopus do in the woods? All that said, i'll probably switch over once the Twins game is over, hoping it is still a game at that point. So far i haven't been disappointed. Baseball give more chances to grab a bite.

That would be like playing tennis without a net...

That wasn't a very long at bat for Ortiz, was it. Nothing, if not predictable...

Mauer flashes the leather!

Hurray for the rubber band! Seems particularly effective in rubber games...

Hmmm... Would texting on tin cans and string involve a clothespin?

Sorry. I am slow on the uptake. Anyway, it hasn't gone wrong yet, so i'm happy.

I think Gardy got tossed, so you can blame the sacrilege on someone else...

Thanks, i needed that. (At least give Rajai an assist. Too be technically correct (the best kind) Mauer scores the run, so does he tie the game? Note to self: in future, the Twins tie the game... unless of course that's trademark infringement?)

Pinto ties the game!

I give up. What is more exciting than a walk?

Nor a triple play. (As much as i like to see them from an anomaly stand point)

I'd like to have seen that too... But oh well... Sometimes ya esco the bar, and sometimes, well... Anyway 1-3. There's still hope, i think. And now we can see him fielding. And hopefully we'll see both of them catch.

Bases were loaded with one out, ball hits the runner on second right in front of Escobar. Probably a dead ball at that point, and umps decision as to what happens. Escobar then picked up the ball and flipped to Dozier covering second. And it was hard enough they'd likely gotten the batter at first. Anyway, at least they didn't say the runner on third should score, and they got another ground ball immediately to end the inning. Oh well. Maybe it'll spark a rally?