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I see you and raise... wait. no. i don't want to do that...

Isn't that a different game?

Oh well. One of these days, we'll come up with something better to do with the bases loaded. I did like all the toenails in the 9th. If only they could have touched home plate too.

The final verse of the following song may satisfy you? On another track, have we tried a rally hippopotami before?

"For, look you, there is humour in all things, and the truest philosophy is that which teaches us to find it and to make the most of it." -Jack Point

I'm glad there's a zero in the home run column... But yeah, that's pretty cool! Thanks for pointing it out. (It's like bein' reminded to look at an odometer at the right moment)

It might be a special case... Like its? I don't know. See if i can extrapolate... Speaking of which, did ya see Kennys hit? Pretty good, eh!

Mmmm! Self esteem... (I'm not sure my tongue can distinguish between butter and self esteem)

Look at his jersey. It says "49". Now we got his number.

The s is possessive. It's like, well, it's vs. its. If you write Kenny's (or Kennys') you're saying Kenny is. Which is also true. The question then, is what's he got? And that's what we're hoping to see. Does that make sense?

I got no beef with nuts, wherever they may be. I forget what goes into fudge. It's a lot of sugar, some flavoring, and... butter? And it gets boiled down 'til it's mostly solid? (Please correct me if i'm wrong, of course)

I too prefer to get somewhere when i'm driving... I'm looking forward to a nice quiet game o' baseball with low expectations and all.

A new-old product... The rally clapper. [Clap Clap] Cap on... [Clap Clap] Cap off... At least they got one back. If being on base were prorated as runs, maybe it'd be closer?

Well, nowhere to go but up. I hope.

Who knew you could be rung up for just looking? There's another game tomorrow.

Me too. (though i'm also entertained coming up with a rhyme for hope)

Some bad joke entered my head regarding a list of properties for folk, listing them as "status: quotable" and calling that the "status quo table". i hope it leaves quietly... Meanwhile, things are going well in the game, it seems.

Mildly refreshing to know that catch with a baby does in fact involve a ball.

Down by a touchdown...

We score! Well swung, Mr. Santana!

Does Bat Country means something different in a baseball context?

(too late to be funny but i thought of it as i read this) It'd be a lot softer if he were able to throw a down ball...

I always want to see a triple play. But i figured out there's one thing i want to see more, that i think i'm a lot less likely to see: a triple steal.

Yeah, i was wondering. Does he really have no hit stuff against us? I know our only hit has been a blooper. Have folk been lining it right at defenders, or has it all been soft?

Drive safe! (and it looked like a good game to see) And sorry i wasn't so talkative. I'm sure i had stuff to say, but i guess i'm tryin' to pretend to busy and maybe even get stuff done. If it ain't a sweep, 2-1 is as good as it gets, i guess.