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sampleSizeOfOne

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Everything posted by sampleSizeOfOne

  1. No. Not canceled... Merely postponed to a later date.
  2. Joe Mauer, stepping to the plate with a crowbar...
  3. Stranded at third. A provocative title for a book, but what would it be about?
  4. May it rest in pieces... (One can only ponder, if it were trisected, would we have scored a third run?)
  5. I would like to commemorate the noble sacrifice of Santana's bat in being bisected to bring in those two runs...
  6. We got us another baserunner in Suzuki. Now what do we do?
  7. And then eyelid trumpet playing, no? Or is that just my imagination...
  8. But for a game threader, a second is an eternity... (apologies to Brent Spiner)
  9. "I'm sorry i'm late, i guess i shouldn't have mixed the wasabi and horseradish on Main St."
  10. That was actually a concept for an intro i was holding in my back pocket for some time... (Though i can never get the Simpsons' reference out of my head... "Blurst?!") I just didn't know what the "far far better thing" would be. (And if i proved ignorant of the actual story, i must confess i didn't read it, i listened to it on a cross country drive on the tail of a long day)
  11. I thought they were just show off doubles... (too lazy to look up the originating thread as it was something here on TD)
  12. My favorite kinds of hits. Bouncing the ball off the fielder(s)!
  13. The twins have been really quick to take the base on balls in the dirt. I applaud.
  14. Yes. (Actually an intentional typo, just to keep things interesting. Circus "Update" Boy)
  15. I woulda totally wiffed on this. "I miss Ernie" would have been a wrong response. "Now he's in Cooperstown." would also have missed it. Is he then the conductor of the Minnesota Orchestra?
  16. A compromise: If you've ever seen the movie Brazil, they got these tiny tv screens which they put enormous magnifying lenses over. Makes for wonderful visuals...
  17. I meant to say that... (For those of you not a-watchin', Hunter puts a single to shallow right center, and Mauer pokes one through the right side of the infield. Hunter goes to 3rd drawing a direct throw to third which is off. Mauer follows to second and beats the throw from the 3rd baseman) CBU!
  18. Hunter and Mauer mentorin' on the base paths...
  19. Don't know, but i expect he's no more in the dog house than Torii was yesterday. But that's a good question. Does Molitor have a dog house?
  20. Tiger tiger burning bright... (I'll let someone else finish it)

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