Everything posted by sampleSizeOfOne
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Game Thread: Rays@Twins, 5/16, 1:10 p.m.
No. Not canceled... Merely postponed to a later date.
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Game Thread: Rays@Twins, 5/16, 1:10 p.m.
Joe Mauer, stepping to the plate with a crowbar...
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Game Thread: Rays@Twins, 5/16, 1:10 p.m.
Stranded at third. A provocative title for a book, but what would it be about?
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Game Thread: Rays@Twins, 5/16, 1:10 p.m.
May it rest in pieces... (One can only ponder, if it were trisected, would we have scored a third run?)
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Game Thread: Rays@Twins, 5/16, 1:10 p.m.
I would like to commemorate the noble sacrifice of Santana's bat in being bisected to bring in those two runs...
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Game Thread: Rays@Twins, 5/16, 1:10 p.m.
We got us another baserunner in Suzuki. Now what do we do?
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Game Thread: Rays@Twins, 5/16, 1:10 p.m.
And then eyelid trumpet playing, no? Or is that just my imagination...
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Article: Game Thread: Rays@Twins 5/15 7:10PM
But for a game threader, a second is an eternity... (apologies to Brent Spiner)
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Article: Game Thread: Rays@Twins 5/15 7:10PM
"I'm sorry i'm late, i guess i shouldn't have mixed the wasabi and horseradish on Main St."
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Article: Game Thread: Rays@Twins 5/15 7:10PM
Huzzah!
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Article: Game Thread: Rays@Twins 5/15 7:10PM
Slump buster for Rosario?
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Article: Game Thread: Rays@Twins 5/15 7:10PM
Yes!
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Article: Game Thread: Rays@Twins 5/15 7:10PM
That was actually a concept for an intro i was holding in my back pocket for some time... (Though i can never get the Simpsons' reference out of my head... "Blurst?!") I just didn't know what the "far far better thing" would be. (And if i proved ignorant of the actual story, i must confess i didn't read it, i listened to it on a cross country drive on the tail of a long day)
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Article: Game Thread: Rays@Twins 5/15 7:10PM
I thought they were just show off doubles... (too lazy to look up the originating thread as it was something here on TD)
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Article: Game Thread: Rays@Twins 5/15 7:10PM
My favorite kinds of hits. Bouncing the ball off the fielder(s)!
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Article: Game Thread: Rays@Twins 5/15 7:10PM
The twins have been really quick to take the base on balls in the dirt. I applaud.
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Article: Game Thread: Rays@Twins 5/15 7:10PM
Yes. (Actually an intentional typo, just to keep things interesting. Circus "Update" Boy)
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Article: Game Thread: Rays@Twins 5/15 7:10PM
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I woulda totally wiffed on this. "I miss Ernie" would have been a wrong response. "Now he's in Cooperstown." would also have missed it. Is he then the conductor of the Minnesota Orchestra?- Article: Game Thread: Rays@Twins 5/15 7:10PM
And Dozier ties the game. CUB- Article: Game Thread: Rays@Twins 5/15 7:10PM
A compromise: If you've ever seen the movie Brazil, they got these tiny tv screens which they put enormous magnifying lenses over. Makes for wonderful visuals...- Article: Game Thread: Rays@Twins 5/15 7:10PM
I meant to say that... (For those of you not a-watchin', Hunter puts a single to shallow right center, and Mauer pokes one through the right side of the infield. Hunter goes to 3rd drawing a direct throw to third which is off. Mauer follows to second and beats the throw from the 3rd baseman) CBU!- Article: Game Thread: Rays@Twins 5/15 7:10PM
Hunter and Mauer mentorin' on the base paths...- Article: Game Thread: Rays@Twins 5/15 7:10PM
Don't know, but i expect he's no more in the dog house than Torii was yesterday. But that's a good question. Does Molitor have a dog house?- Game Thread, Twins @ Tigers, 5/14 @ 12:08 pm CT
Tiger tiger burning bright... (I'll let someone else finish it) - Article: Game Thread: Rays@Twins 5/15 7:10PM