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Meh, just keepin' the team on its toes. (Now get on yer toes, team!)

Oops.

Jepsen makin' his own drama. Add that he went to 3rd on a single, drawin' a throw from Hicks that the batter might have advanced to second on (pending challenge)

Explaining a joke?

I'm in favor of it. Is it Jepsen time, then?

Did any of us get it?

'Cause he's pitching, maybe? Oh, you want to know why he's pitching...

I finally get it! Men-Torii-n' it takes a long time sometimes, but it's worth it.

Bye son?

Hunter ties the game. Am happy, though not quite satisfied...

Sano doubles down the 3rd base line, Mauer to 3rd, Sano on 2nd.

Er... Maybe not. Final score 7-2, Biloxi takes the first one.

Come on Lookouts... 1 run in, 5 to go in the 9th... Or 6. That wouldn't be bad either.

Tryin' to make a livin', and doin' the best i can... Wait no... Sorry, false alarm.

Um... Sorry i'm slow... 3000-1700 is um... 1300? 1300/150 is um... 8 and 2/3rds? call it 9 for simplicities' sake. 32 + 9 = 41. Did i get it right? Sano is on second. Loony tune time...

And the bar tender asks why it doesn't just walk places. The horse responds that if you're rushin' somewhere, the trot's key.

Dozier executes an elegant turn of double play. 2-1 Tigers lead halfway through the 4th. Biloxi up 5-1 in the 6th... Texas up 9-1 also in the 6th...

Eddie!

They mentioned that Norris came from the Blue Jays, so i went and looked it up. He's the guy during spring training what everyone made a big deal about livin' out of a vw camper. I like this guy!

Cedar Rapids wins 5-0. Biloxi up 4-1 after 4. Twins down 2-0 after 1. And Hunter learns from his mistake, i think. Bottom of 5, Rangers up 8-0 over Astros. CBU.

Hit the line. Don't think anyone catches that one. But yeah, Hunter wasn't very close after it bounced. Was he shading him the other way? A few steps might have caught the runner scoring from first...

Play ball! (a wee bit late)

through the horse entrance. First time in a long time it's been used. People (and horses) decided it was too neigh-gate-ive...

No worries. Someone's gotta pick 'em. They shouldn't go to waste. (or is that waist?)

And if radar is to be believed, the bulk of it is there now...