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sampleSizeOfOne

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  1. Alas, i cannot take credit: From the Great Space Coaster on tv in the 80s... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mAwVIZDAUF0
  2. "For 40 likes you get to hear an 80 year old joke i just made up..." 3rd time was the charm for the octigenarian who, on that birthday, had cake... and 82.
  3. "For 30 likes you get a parmiesan for president joke." (fixed my spelling...) Making cheese grate again.
  4. "For 20 likes, you get to hear about the bizarre liscense plate on a car that just passed me." The plate said "bczar" it took me a moment.
  5. "For 10 likes, you get joke about stereotyping." That would be typing... with two hands.
  6. Holy smokes! I turn my back for a moment, and there are 60 likes! I scaled my incentives... poorly. The PB ref i had in mind was "Not to 50!" Will have to look up the rest of 'em. Oh yeah. And i missed some of the game...
  7. You're welcome. Sorry to run about an hour late. You'll be happy to know i found a place to park to post it...
  8. The annual TD Fun Drive. Help us reach our goal of enjoying this game. Post. Then post post, like a post. And not the stereotypical California like, ya know. A solid" i like the sound of that!" like. For 10 likes, you get joke about stereotyping. For 20 likes, you get to hear about the bizarre liscense plate on a car that just passed me. And protip, don't post and drive. For 30 likes you get a parmigan for president joke. For 40 likes you get to hear an 80 year old joke i just made up... For 50 likes... A princess bride reference! Twins Tyler Duffey ( R) 1. Brian Dozier (R ) 2B 2. Joe Mauer (L) 1B 3. Max Kepler (L) RF 4. Miguel Sano ( R) DH 5. Eddie Rosario (L) CF 6. Eduardo Escobar (S) SS 7. Jorge Polanco (S) 3B 8. Juan Centeno (L) C 9. Danny Santana (S) LF Indians Trevor Bauer (R ) 1. Carlos Santana (S) DH 2. Jason Kipnis (L) 2B 3. Francisco Lindor (S) SS 4. Mike Napoli (R ) 1B 5. Jose Ramirez (S) 3B 6. Lonnie Chisenhall (L) RF 7. Tyler Naquin (L) CF 8. Abraham Almonte (S) LF 9. Chris Gimenez (R ) C Gametime Forecast: 83°F • Clear • 0% PoP
  9. How often has it been used this season? Good to start searching for it early so as to be prepared.
  10. We're getting on Mauer? Ah, he's driving the bus!
  11. For some reason i thought 4 and 2/3rds inning qualified one... Now i don't even want to know how long i've been wrong.
  12. Didn't one spin out of control? That was the big top.
  13. I thought one of them was playing on a field twice as large...
  14. Just makin' sure. Haven't been paying much attention to him of late. Just glad to know he's not pining for the Fjords...
  15. Sano had something to say about that...
  16. It's like Edward Scissorhands... Only these are Stein fingers.
  17. I could have sworn i heard something about hangovers... What was it?

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