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Today's catching, no?

Concur.

Don't forget the force at second. Would a play at the plate be too much?

So he throws to first?

Thanks for making me feel better. Horton also hatched an egg. I meant what i said and i said what i meant. An elephant's faithful 100%.

Is there a correlation between punctuation and something game related? May i try? Mauer!

And a Dozier does what Doziers do...

Off the bench, he could strike at any time.

What about Hector 'n' Jector?

Did the list say where he was famous?

4-0 after 3. (cbu) No worries. It is still a game. Just like telling a joke, you wait for the punch line.

Do i want to know how many first inning runs we've allowed this season? Then why did i ask?

Not often you read "Flies into a force out." on gameday...

In The Illiad. By Homer. That was indeed a clever tie in to the intro. My hats off to you!

I was confusing Hector with Hannibal for a moment. My bad. Those H's will get ya every time...

No wait... He was the one who didn't have a heel named after him. That's it.

Go... where? Isn't there a Hector that had something to do with elephants? Or was it Rhinoceri?

We also get to welcome our new pitcher, hopefully with a bit of run support... Knock on wood... Or more aptly, the wood does the knocking... Anyway... I should remember. Speak softly and swing a big stick.

Yep. And roaming the spacious plains of center field.

Concur.

Call me Ishmael. No seriousl, would it hurt you to pick up the phone every once in a while? We worry... Last night's comments about no tome game thread intros made me want to write the great american game thread intro... To me, there is currently no greater out let for self expression. Unless you count telling jokes. Or playing the tuba. Baseball exhibits a weird fascination. With nothing to do, folk will find them selves wandering down to the sea... i mean a baseball game. But alas, i haven't got time. So just noting the cliffs... 5. Homeruns, or whales. As i am calling them in this intro. What is your favorite Euphemism? Er, sans further ado... (here endeth the Thome tome) 11:10 PM CT Twins Hector Santiago (L) 1. Brian Dozier (R ) 2B 2. Joe Mauer (L) DH 3. Max Kepler (L) RF 4. Miguel Sano ( R) 3B 5. Kennys Vargas (S) 1B 6. Eduardo Escobar (S) SS 7. Robbie Grossman (S) LF 8. Kurt Suzuki ( R) C 9. Byron Buxton (R ) CF Indians Mike Clevinger (R ) 1. Rajai Davis (R ) CF 2. Jason Kipnis (L) 2B 3. Francisco Lindor (S) SS 4. Mike Napoli ( R) DH 5. Carlos Santana (S) 1B 6. Jose Ramirez (S) 3B 7. Brandon Guyer (R ) LF 8. Abraham Almonte (S) RF 9. Roberto Perez (R ) C Gametime Forecast: 83°F • Drizzle • 42% PoP

Shoot. Just realized the schedule said 12 eastern time, not central time... i'll get right on it...

Figures that when i finally put the trash out and plug the cellphone in, the games over. There are five swings rated the most passionate, the most pure.... This one left them all in the dust.

Cleanlimess is next to... cleanly, i think. Been awhile since i read a dictionary. Point being, the broom shouldn't be an unfamiliar tool. But no need to be ostentatious.

I thought i was going faster... My way's not very sportsmanlike. 20... What was that again?