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I give up...

Grossman... Got hisself out. Oh well. Still hope!

See. Kurt knows...

The propper way to execute an epic 9th inning come back is not to get out...

Indubitibly! Yes quite!

It's like stock options for future chicken dinners... Something like that. Anyhow, sorry i missed out on a good game and corresponding thread.

This might be a fun game thread. Personally i take belly flops over dives, but to each their own. As much fun as English can be, at least you can count on good old "the" being right. I hear tell that in other languages, nouns have gender, and stuff has to agree with it.

Smells like... chicken dinner.

We got a lead. And a bullpen. Life is good, eh?

Psst, Sano... It's ripping time!

Mauer, bring Dozier home for the lead. Pretty please.

Dozier!!!

I share your surprise. I was expecting him to bunt. And would have been pleasently surprised if he got it down...

Like Target field. But Tropicana will do for now...

Please clarify which Santana has meritted this dance?

Not trading Joe... Trade stadiums.

Hooray. Mauer got on base. Now to get him home...

I just saw a commercial on tele in the local burger joint. Disney is remakin' Pete's Dragon? Don Bluth must be rollin' over in his... um easel... no... palette? (edit for caps... shift key impaired as i am by habit. Caps are for other people.)

Alright, i think i'm as beautiful as i'll ever be. You can get back to raising a ruckus. Gosh... I'm not used to people actually listening to me.

Y'all are posting too loudly! Pipe down so as i can get me beauty rest and not be cranky during the game. Only Twins batters are supposed to crank it... But i gotta register my approval of Shawn the Sheep.

My bad. Sorry.

Or not. Gameday tends to stop updating sometimes when the game is over. Sad to be witing for it, imaging that the reason it stopped was that something too complex happened for a programmer to anticipate... Oh well. Thanks for the company and all. On with life!

King of conga time...

Twins are allowed to play well again... I am back.

In theory, i got things i should get done or somesuch. So i is wandering off... Bring this game home in fine form, y'all! In lieu of Chief, who provides the carrot, i will stick it to ya... Go ahead and volunteer to write them thread intros. If ya don't... i might...