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Don't lower gears tend to provide more power?

I give up. What is he?

You'd think that would remove the element of surprise, wouldn't you? I'm surprised it doesn't...

Royals Dillon Gee ® 1. Jarrod Dyson (L) CF 2. Paulo Orlando ® RF 3. Eric Hosmer (L) 1B 4. Kendrys Morales (S) DH 5. Salvador Perez ® C 6. Alex Gordon (L) LF 7. Cheslor Cuthbert ® 3B 8. Alcides Escobar ® SS 9. Raul Mondesi (S) 2B Twins Ervin Santana ® 1. Brian Dozier ® 2B 2. Jorge Polanco (S) SS 3. Joe Mauer (L) DH 4. Trevor Plouffe ® 1B 5. Max Kepler (L) RF 6. Eduardo Escobar (S) 3B 7. Kurt Suzuki ® C 8. Eddie Rosario (L) LF 9. Byron Buxton ® CF Gametime Forecast: 74°F • Mostly Cloudy • 14% PoP

Oh well. Patience is a virtue, supposedly. I can wait a wee bit longer for Mr. Beresford to see action...

A quiver with anticipation. How will the contest work out? Any news of the recent call ups being in the line up?

What i miss? Sorry i am late... I am not exactly reliable these days, sad to say.

Oh well.

Touch the ground? You can lose a lot of momentum doing that...

Do tell.

12th. And going strong... What'd i miss?

Got about 5 minutes until the movie starts. It is already on silent. But there is another assymetry what bothers me. They always tell ya to turn 'em off at the beginning, but rarely tell ya to turn 'em back on afterwards.

Does anything ever tick people on? Seems like a stangly assymetric phrase. I'll just be happy he's pitching, even if i can't see it. I alas am in a movie theater waiting for a film to begin. Means i will miss most of today's game. Sorry.

We won! Hooray! Sorry i was not paying too close attention... As always i wonder if we played well, or they just played poorly...

Hope he does well, myself. With Ortiz retiring, we need a new "one that got away" story...

We could score 5(V) runs. It could happen.

We're gonna need a bigger boot. Preferably heelless and wooden.

I liked the guy with a baseball for a head...

Is it just me, or did the uphill battle just get steeper?

5-4 after 7 innings. We need us a couple of scores. In a couple of innings.

Protesting the use of draino, last i heard.

Threading the game. It takes a steady hand.

What would Godzilla say?

CBU: 3-3 in the 4th. What else did i miss?

Like a juggling routine, eh.