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Chief calling for tangent he started to stop? A most ingenious paradox...

Doh. Sorry... You're back. My bad.

Crickets... Okay, Iolanthe-r for her? They are all noble men who have gone wrong.

Ah, back in the day!

Woah! A SF! I stand corrected.

Bases loaded, no one out? Sigh... They got us exactly where they want us...

Did we just chase Musgrove by not chasing his pitches?

So is closed captioning if you like the announcers.

The mute button is your friend.

Kind to umpires. He's got a big heart and doesn't want to put them on the spot. I often take this view in softball.

Followed by Rosario!

Yeah, i'm pretty sure you are right. So yeah, if they do make it happen, part of pregame rituals will be strike zone calibration in the shoes they will wear for the game...

Buxton!

That makes sense. They don't want him to slow Dyson down...

Murphy at the bat. Well... not any more. Berrios escapes.

Batter does handstand in batters box, earns walk.

Yes.

Runners at the corners! (1st and 3rd, not 2nd and home)

Congrats to him!

IL is 10 days these days, right? That's only 2 starts. And starts are shorter these days, so while it is a deal, it is not so big as it would be if we expected complete games every time... Oh well.

IOU ______ please fill __ ___ ______ Make this haiku a lim'rick ___ then maybe we beat _____ ____ _____!

You, sir, are genius. Double your salary!

I'm hungry...

Only for earworms...

FTFM