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sampleSizeOfOne

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  1. Yes. Sorry i was too lazy to look it up before posting... Wisler got the win, too. (following a blown save) But an on base percentage of .400, which i think is respectable? Keep settin' the tables!
  2. An ancient text was unearthed in southern Minnesota. Roughly translated, it reads as follows. The first 4 parts were smudged, and bits and pieces about the existance of Rally Monkeys for every game, and being infinitely extendable, wasn't coherent enough to translate, but the 5th part was largely intact. 5. That, if a straight line falling on two straight lines make the interior Angels on the same side less than two right Angels, the two straight lines, if produced indefinitely, meet on that side on which the Angels are less than two right Angels. And this last bit was found in the margins, added by a later scribe... Angels 0. Patrick Sandoval (L) P 1. David Fletcher (R) 2B 2. Shohei Ohtani (L) DH 3. Justin Upton (R) LF 4. Jared Walsh (L) 1B 5. Jose Iglesias (R) SS 6. Brandon Marsh (L) CF 7. Max Stassi (R) C 8. Adam Eaton (L) RF 9. Jack Mayfield (R) 3B Twins 0. Jose Berrios (R) P 1. Jorge Polanco (S) 2B 2. Brent Rooker (R) DH 3. Max Kepler (L) RF 4. Josh Donaldson (R) 3B 5. Miguel Sano (R) 1B 6. Ryan Jeffers (R) C 7. Trevor Larnach (L) LF 8. Gilberto Celestino (R) CF 9. Andrelton Simmons (R) SS What can it mean?
  3. Ah, so nothing special happens if i put it in a coconut?
  4. Alright, i gotta ask. What is a lime chicken?
  5. And myapologies for not posting much late inthe game... I seem to have a choice between the TD video of Balazovic striking out 12 interupting my mlb video feed which died relatively gracefully, or closing little window and having TD page die ungracefully before i could post something. So i went to post on my phone while watching on my tablet, only to have a long 3rd page of the thread to scroll through, and something on the page updating more frequently than the time it took to scroll to the bottom of the page. (a modern hampster wheel?) Oh well.
  6. Watson is a good name for a pitcher.
  7. You both beat me to it, but i am pleased that some any people here think like me. Well, except neither of you pointed out the obvious, that Astudillo pitching implies mop up duties, which implies a lack of base level joy, so we should be safe from overload here. Unless Ohtani deposits a 3-0 offering in hell. But with the coming apocolypse, we will have bigger concerns at that point.
  8. I always thought he was pretty good. That is how come they put him there. But he played in era before social media, so no game threading from him.
  9. Well i got a bit of driving left. Will be listening to the ge on the radio. Y'a'll see it home for me!
  10. And... Kirilloff out for a couple months with wrist surgery? Per mlbtraderumors. I am sure 'tis old news for some, but oh well. Good to expect him back strong for next year, if not for a miracle play off run...
  11. Is it sufficient for dinner just to taste like chicken?
  12. Don't stop yourself short. Winner!
  13. The lead is back to 5. Thanks Polanco! (and Cruz too) Edit, and sorry for being off my game.

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