Blake

Just saving Meyer for the important games in May.

Yes?

Where's your questions mark?

You're trying to convince us your mouth-breathing became "a thing" due to highlight reels? I think we need a call on that: Chief? Chitown? Always33? Mike? What say you?

Was thinking, just before dinner, that Cleveland shouldn't worry, because Ricky's got this. Cleveland ties it up, then Rosario belts one. Again, Cleveland, don't worry about this, Ricky's got this one.

As someone who has Cherokee Indian ancestors, I prefer "American" myself. This whole hyphenated-American crap is creating nothing but opportunities for graft for grievance mongers.

Explains your soap on a rope obsession.

I meant strikeout.

Okay, Dozier, opposite field home run.

I was thinking "poop" so, same wavelength?

Worth repeating.

Historic trends were against the Twins once they went 0-9. I'm also of the opinion that it's time to bring up all the youngsters they can, trade to restock the farm system and let the youngsters play. Using stop-gap players in a season that is pretty much lost does nothing to help the youngsters learn at the mlb level. Another thing, I'm just not sure about Molitor. I think Molitor may have excellent baseball knowledge but has absolutely no feel for his players.

If you want to talk about Sexbots, Instapundit is the place for that. Oh, Sex BOATS...nevermind, then.

I like the idea of Berrios coming up, but I don't like the idea of Meyer languishing in the bullpen. Put Berrios and Meyer in the rotation and go for it.

This is the Twins fan site, not the Vikings site....

I think we should, collectively, bargain for a box seat.

Well, better here than game threads.

Completely off topic: I will be in the Cities next week due to a family crisis. And wouldn't you know it? The Twins will be on a road trip. I need to talk to my family about their crisis scheduling.

I wonder if Jepsen is warming up?

Evidently, you've not seen some of the at-bats by the Twins I've seen...

It's all part of the new MLB mercy rules.

You know, I said I'd turn off the game as soon as something stupid happened. Then I realized turning on the game qualified as stupid. So, the game stays on even though Molitor put May in the game.

For whatever reason, imaginary numbers work in the real world. However, we're not talking the real world when it comes to Twins baseball.

Why do you think negative numbers were invented?

At this point, I'd settle for Tim Laudner. Speaking of which, I wonder if he's available?