Blake

We need Bark to put some pepperoni on it.

I have to admit, it is a novel idea, what with bringing baseball into a pizza and art thread. But, whatever works.

If I can mock it, you bet.

Is there Domino's in Chicago? I rest my case...

I'm now imagining the batters-eye painted yellow...

Are we talking incoming or outgoing?

actually, mainly, we've been mocking Chicago pizza with a side of Art. (however, we're not going to get sidetracked into the moral issues surrounding "Soylent Green.")

Not saucy enough.

Yes, and her name is Jaryn Franklin....

With extra lead served at 830 fps?

Sure, every great pizza place is in a mall, right next to the Footlocker...

And RB, your Chicago-style hot dog has to have both a dill pickle and sweet relish or it just ain't happening. Why would I ruin a perfectly good hot dog with a dill pickle and sweet relish? Toss some mustard on that bad boy and be done with it!!

And Art. Though, I suppose Art may not appreciate us all piling on him.

Well, that's kind of cool. That means you can pick up a Chicago Pizza, put it down, and tell everyone you lost 100 lbs.

If the art is stale, is it truly art? (caveat: serious question. I feel I need to add that disclaimer considering my usual posts.)

I seem to recall someone doing a game thread intro involving the number Zero. The name escapes me at the moment, however....

I think there are more than a few things that are overrated in MN. However, MN doesn't have nearly as many overrated things as CA.

Chicago Deep Dish is more like cake with pepperoni frosting. I mean, seriously, what's the point? If I want cake, I'll buy a cake. Pizza crust is merely a way to convey meat, cheese and tomato sauce to the mouth. Anything more than that is detracting from what truly matters when it comes to pizza.

I just don't see a return for Hosmer and Moustakis. And I cannot believe KC spent that much on Gordon, considering his age and how much time he spends on the DL. I just looked up Cain and he will soon be 31. I think if there is any kind of return for Cain, KC needs to go for it.

Is it possible KC has signed the staff they need to compete and it's a matter of a couple of bullpen arms? Or are a they also going to lose too many key position players?

Late to respond, but, I have to wonder if there really is that much value, other than Cain, on the KC roster? The roster seems to be constructed around every player have skill sets that work well within the way the KC roster is put together. I just don't know if those players outside of the KC system will really thrive.

Three shall be the wins, and the wins shall be 3. Not four, not two, but three...Thou shall not count down from 3 nor shalt though count up from 3. 3 shalt be the number...

You do realize this is the kind of thing game threads are built from, right?

I did!!not

I'm not sure winning 1 game against an NL team counts.