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And he's cut down on his hand licking by at least 50% from last season

Ben Revere could've thrown out Escobar on that play.

Seriously, what the hell was that? First we have to watch Torii try to steal yesterday and now we send a guy who gets thrown out by 20 feet. Bet we don't get another runner on base the rest of the game now.

That was nice...and then stupid as hell.

If we're not going to ever beat the Yankees, can we at least get a bench clearing brawl or three? I'd love to see Sano punch someone into the third deck.

I bet our Rochester roster would have better success against the Yankees than the Twins. I mean, it couldn't be much worse.

Because TR has no ****ing clue how to build a roster?

Whats that old saying? Bat a fast inning to get your pitchers back out on the mound? Yeah...thats it.

Wonder if we'll see May. He couldn't have thrown all that many pitches on Friday.

Bottle flu? All season long.

It's going to be even more sad all next season. (But seriously, please don't extend Hunter. Please.)

That was a terrible at bat.

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No. I believe you got turned around somewhere. http://gif.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/DELMON-YOUNG.gif

Twins Daily: Who needs facts when you can just get angry? http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1873640/seinfeld-the-wrath-of-khan-o.gif

Load up celery man, please.

Don't worry, our bullpen is full of gamers http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v152/MrChupacabra/Screenshot2012-02-25at13651AM.png

Well, I guess the only good pitcher in our bullpen besides our closer started the game, so sounds about right. http://media.giphy.com/media/104vPBH8buV9vy/giphy.gif

Decided venturing out into the heat to buy beer would be a better use of my time than watching the game. Appears I was correct. Did I at least miss Boyer?

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The ol' fair territory, pop fly triple. Classic baseball fundamentals right there. Also, I'm not sure why Suzuki even bothers trying to throw out runners. He's like a little league catcher - if the runner is even moderately fast its a free steal.

Wait, what? That wasn't ruled an error?

I dunno, i think you could kill a lot of this team and not weaken it one bit.

Personally, I'd prefer to smoke something else and then eat the ribs and jalapeños, but different strokes for different folks.

This looks like the episode of South Park where all the kids are intentionally trying to lose their baseball games so they don't have to advance to the playoffs and play more baseball. Only difference is we don't have Randy Marsh picking fights every game to give us something to look forward to.