As little as there was to criticize yesterday, there is equally little to celebrate today. Houston pitcher Framber Valdez was up to his old tricks from last year’s opening game of the playoffs. He’s a Jedi Master on the hill at Target Field.
“These are not the pitches you’re looking for“ . . . Strike 1, 2, Groundout, Groundout, Groundout, 3!
Anyways, and this may come as a surprise to Indiana Twin seeing as I’m much more of a “feel” guy than a “math” guy, but my K-12 and college education taught me well enough to know how to do equations. So here are a few.
None of this is new to y’all, the Twinkies being early exiters from the playoff hunt and sellers on the deadline market, but just to put some numbers behind it. I had to do something to get me through the end of the game after Colome and Shoemaker were, well, Colome and Shoemaker (I’m a Dobnak fan even if, contract extension or no contract extension, his MLB days may be numbered . . . I like his story off the field).
Division Champs
Assumption: CWS or CLE win 100 games (more likely CWS).
MIN: 97 games remaining. 26-39 (.400) current record.
To get to 101 wins, 75 wins needed, a winning percentage of .773. Not statistically impossible, technically speaking, but realistically impossible, in every other way speaking.
Wild Card
Assumption: two non-division champs win 90 games (perhaps CLE, TB, BOS, TOR, NYY, HOU, OAK, LAA).
MIN: 97 games remaining, 26-39 (.400) current record.
To get to 91 wins, 65 wins needed, a winning percentage of .670. More likely than .773, but I have a better chance of becoming a Jedi Master (I did once break a board with a roundhouse kick in 4th grade after-school karate).
Anyways, this is just catharsis after a dreadful afternoon. And again, I’m sure y’all are perfectly familiar with all of this. I just wanted to put some numbers into the mix.
As for what to do with the rest of the season, I trust collective wisdom better than my own, but I suppose I’d start playing the young guys, DFA Colome and Shoemaker to open up two bullpen roster spots, and start figuring out EXACTLY what and how much Nellie Cruz is worth to a contending team. I’d hold on to Berrios. I like the idea of him being an anchor for the staff.