We weren't in love, oh no, far from it
We weren't searchin' for some pie in the sky summit
We were just young and restless and bored
Livin' by the sword
And we'd steal away every chance we could
To the backroom, to the alley or the trusty woods
I used the Twins, the Twins used me
But neither one cared
We were gettin' our share
(Apologies to Bob Seger)