“The leg kick is me now. I’m going to stick with what I do.” Byron Buxton, March 2017.
There is a stand-up bit Jerry Seinfeld had about pilots and their insistence on telling passengers just exactly what they are doing in-flight.
I’m taking the plane up to whatever altitude. We’re going to head south around the Great Lakes. We’re descending to whatever feet. We’re passing over Las Vegas now.
The paraphrased punchline was [seinfeld voice]: Yeah, that’s great. Just get us to where it says on the ticket. I don’t care what you are doing in the cockpit, land at the place we all agreed upon before boarding.
In many respects, this is how a large number of Twins fans react to the offensive struggles of Byron Buxton. Toe tap? Leg kick? Focused on hitting ground balls? Who cares. Replace the strikeouts with hits. Just get him to where he needs to go. While that is fine, there are times when you have to talk about the methods behind the madness. If you are a person that cares about the process as well as results, this post is for you.