Our hope was to be watching a division race between the Twins and Indians unfolding in earnest right now.
We're not, so instead I have dictated this fictional contest between the Twins team from the movie Little Big League (1994) and the Indians team from Major League (1989), as called by radio play-by-play man Wally Holland (John Gordon's character in LBL).
This is either my greatest or dumbest idea yet. Likely both.