#2 Danny Santana: Get off of this strange green "grassy" substance, and back onto reliable dirt

Perhaps it was desperation that stuck Danny Santana in centerfield, perhaps there really isn't a viable alternative this season (at least until Aaron Hicks follows through on his new years resolution), but if it's at all possible, Danny Santana should try to get himself back into the short stop position. Playing extra shallow, sitting down in the outfield and picking dandelions, sad puppy dog eyes, all are feasible solutions