#11 Byron Buxton & Miguel Sano: Stay within 100 feet of an ambulance at all times.

This is no longer an option, Buxton and Sano, the future of the organization, have spent the last year in and out of doctor's offices. This year, they can resolve to keep the medical professionals closer to them, thereby avoiding costly delays before starting their recoveries. (Note: this is only a resolution because my other suggested resolution "wrapping themselves in bubble wrap" has already been taken by Kohl Stewart and JO Berrios.