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I chose Mastro as my TD Adopt-a-prospect a couple of seasons ago, and I mourn his apparent demise. He is like the son I never had.¹

 

¹ Because my actual two sons are like their father, and never showed baseball talent that would support a professional career.

Excellent stuff. I think you and I view baseball in much the same way.

 

I'd love to hear your rap, and I promise I'll at least laugh politely. Come find me at the game. I'll be the one wearing a shirt that says Twins on it.

The nastiest autograph I ever got as a kid was.. wait for it... Hrbek. I didn't hold it against him :-)

 

my adopt-a-guy has been Parmelee (he must have hit a home run at a game I attended, or something like that) but alas, he may be going the way of Mastro soon...