Ahhh...I get it. You just made these all up through the magic of computer generation, dintcha? You went too far, though. These are not realistic enough...nobody will buy them as an actual Major League Baseball player.

 

Nice try though.

Give him break, he's only 22.

Too bad this guy's number does not show:

 

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So I guess I will have to go with this one:

 

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2134/2311216679_5fe0f3f30e_z.jpg

Props to a valuable and long-term member of the bullpen.

 

 

http://outsideisoverrated.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/young-lol.gif

 

My favorite Tom Kelly quote from ST a couple of years ago, which I have to trot out every now and then: "let's try to keep the 360s to a minimum, OK?"

 

/ it's why they pay TK the big bucks

Lol, snepp! But part of me is also groaning over the memories, too.

Don't know where else this is appropriate, but there is definitely SOME excitement for #TwinsTerritory starting here in Minneapolis. I passed about 9 people wearing Twins gear on a loop around Calhoun today!

 

Too bad this guy's number does not show:

 

http://z.lee28.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/bbmn.jpg

 

Holding the edge of the dugout down was his finest accomplishment as a Twin.

Some numbers transcend team colors. This is one:

 

Held up his end of the Knobby deal I'd say........ but then he brought us Lil" Nicky.

Nothing corners like a Ford!

 

One of the best last names in baseball:

 

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One of the best last names in baseball:

 

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6101/6236091566_5128c88a2b_o.png

Any more hints?

This guy was Money:

 

Any more hints?

 

"The Truth will set you free"?

 

/ OK, that's bad, even by my standards

/ OK, that's bad, even by my standards

Non concur.

Any more hints?

 

If you get snake bite, you need an antidote.

Any more hints?

 

if you are dyslexic it rhymes with lemur and femur

if you are dyslexic it rhymes with lemur and femur

 

If the dyslexia is bad enough, everything sǝɯʎɥɹ.

http://ckelly.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/16/20070516sp.jpg

 

 

Pitcherpotamus, owner of one of baseball's great greasy mullets.

http://ckelly.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/16/20070516sp.jpg

 

 

Pitcherpotamus, owner of one of baseball's great greasy mullets.

 

That's Sir greasy mullet to you.

 

First Twins pitcher to win at the dome.

First Twins pitcher to win at the dome.

 

Did he finally retire from broadcasting on WCCO?

Do you think if we signed all these people we'd be at 52% of revenue?

 

The only Minnesota Twin player, of 3 years' tenure or longer, NEVER to be the answer to a trivia question!

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2130/2326663139_424eff2f03.jpg?v=0

 

Everyday baby.....best 18 ever.