Carnac: "Sashaying and/or sauntering."

Ed: HA HAAHAHAHAHAAAHHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAAA.

Carnac: Remember in rehearsal, where you wait for the punchline before your canned guffaw? I know it's tough after a couple dozen highballs, but we're not exactly breaking new ground here.

Ed: A thousand apologies, your magnificance. Sashaying. And. Or. Sauntering.

Carnac: What are the Indians doing around the bases tonight?

Let's see, 4 runs for the Indians in the 1st.

 

I say the Twins stay true to form and go 1-2-3.

Twins are now on track for all time record for most runs scored in a game?

So if she had dyed her hair red last night she would be smarter today?

 

She would raise the average IQ of both groups by doing so.

Let's see, 4 runs for the Indians in the 1st.

 

I say the Twins stay true to form and go 1-2-3.

Other bold predictions in VATwinsFan's past:

 

It'll be colder come winter.

 

The sun will come up in the morning.

 

The Vikings won't win the Super Bowl this year.

Other bold predictions in VATwinsFan's past:

 

It'll be colder come winter.

 

The sun will come up in the morning.

 

The Vikings won't win the Super Bowl this year.

 

Technically, they aren't out of it yet.

Since we really should have some baseball discussion, if the Twins dyed their hair red would they get more hits or pitch better?

Other bold predictions in VATwinsFan's past:

 

It'll be colder come winter.

 

The sun will come up in the morning.

 

The Vikings won't win the Super Bowl this year.

 

The first two are predictions; the third one is a fact.

Twins are now on track for all time record for most runs scored in a game?

 

Thank you sir, would like another?

 

Or maybe 4 more here?

Since we should really have some baseball discussion, it the Twins dyed their hair read would they pitch better or get more hits?

 

Probably not, but they'd feel better about it.

I feel like a hobo when I watch the Twin's play.

 

I guess that is the cost of a awful ball club.

 

Feel free to visit me at the Dorothy Day Center this winter.

Since we really should have some baseball discussion, if the Twins dyed their hair red would they get more hits or pitch better?

 

I'd say pitch better. I mean, everyone knows that blondes have more fun ... which doesn't really translate into winning or losing, just having fun doing either. But redheads ... sassier. To me that translates into sassier pitching, good pitching. It's the brunettes that hit it out of the park as they are bolder.

6. Think about Kolek or Gatewood. Both will look nice next June.

Since we really should have some baseball discussion, if the Twins dyed their hair red would they get more hits or pitch better?

 

Good one, Rookie. We need to see more of you next season.

Um, I'm blonde (currently), I work in a library. I think that joke is insulting to me. I give you an infraction.

 

 

 

I AM kidding. This is the game thread, after all.

 

When did you become a mod? And how long will it take to abuse your power?

6. Think about Kolek or Gatewood. Both will look nice next June.

Are they dying their hair 'tween now and then, or what?

When did you become a mod? And how long will it take to abuse your power?

I've always been mod. Oh, A mod. Blonde moment.

 

It's recent ... a week? I'm 'in training' ... this is my AFL showing. I imagine, though, once I make the big team out of spring training, the ego will increase, ergo the abuse of power.

And how long will it take to abuse your power?

My guess is you'll know damn soon.

I could be wrong but I think they are trying to use sex to sell automobiles.

 

I keep hearing sex sells, but every time I use sex to sell something, there are no takers.

I keep hearing sex sells, but every time I use sex to sell something, there are no takers.

 

Hmmm ... thinking long and hard about that one ...

 

 

 

Er, um, too much?

Since we really should have some baseball discussion, if the Twins dyed their hair red would they get more hits or pitch better?

 

No but they'd have a better chance of getting picked up in the bar after the game.

What comes first for Gardy, 1000 wins or 1000 losses? I wonder if the playoff losses count in his 944.

Hmmm ... thinking long and hard about that one ...

 

 

 

So to speak.

Man ... this game is going to send me to the Hallmark channel ... AGAIN!

Does anybody think that 15 runs would actually win it for the Twins tonight?

Does anybody think that 15 runs would actually win it for the Twins tonight?

 

I'd 'like' that comment but the reality of it is nothing to like.

Hmmm ... thinking long and hard about that one ...

 

 

 

Er, um, too much?

 

Another blonde moment?

Another blonde moment?

 

Or redhead, or brunette ...

I keep hearing sex sells, but every time I use sex to sell something, there are no takers.

 

As a Twins fan that should not be an issue, since you should know "how to do things the right way" and being able to "battle your tail off" or something like that.

I feel as if at this point in the season we all need rational explanations to why we are still watching the Twins.