Shazam! Is there a game on tonight?

 

 

"Howdy do to you and you. It's me, it's me, it's Ernest T.!"

On the bright side, after 1 inning Scherzer doesn't look dominant. Could this be an opportunity?

I sure hope so!

Carnac: Sisyphus.

Ed: Why? He barely knew us.

Carnac: (pause) That's it. I'm out.

On the bright side, after 1 inning Scherzer doesn't look dominant. Could this be an opportunity?

 

To do what? Lower his ERA?

C'mon Twins ... the Indians are beating the ChiSox ... do NOT let the tiggers celebrate at Target Field

To do what? Lower his ERA?

 

Inning 1:

 

Actually ... I had just had a discussion with my sister about her Sisyphusian or Herculean efforts.

Show off.

To do what? Lower his ERA?

 

For the Twins to win the game. Was that not implicit in the post?

Correia's pitches to the last batter - on Gameday they looked like two of them were barely in the same zip code as the plate. And yet he gets out of the inning.

 

For reasons that perplex me I am starting to enjoy Correia sometimes.

I'm guessing the whiskey helps.

For the Twins to win the game. Was that not implicit in the post?

 

Just funnin' ya.

 

I'm always pulling for the Twins.

Correia's pitches to the last batter - on Gameday they looked like two of them were barely in the same zip code as the plate. And yet he gets out of the inning.

 

For reasons that perplex me I am starting to enjoy Correia sometimes.

I'm guessing the whiskey helps.

 

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Actually ... I had just had a discussion with my sister about her Sisyphusian or Herculean efforts. So it was fresh on the brain. Otherwise I would never had said such a thing.

 

I thought you'd been talking to Kevin Slowey.

It follows that a Picture of a Pen is mightier than 1000 Words about a Sword. I am not sure what the equivalence ratio is if instead you have 2000 Words, or only a Picture with the left half cut off or something.

 

I was meeting my wife somewhere... She asked me to bring a photo she needed for something.

 

Typical guy... I forgot... I showed up... She asked where the picture was... I said... "Would you settle for a thousand words"?

 

Turns out they are not equivalent at all.

That post is out of bounds - as per recent changes to the comment policy all mentions of whisky must include age and brand.

55. 'merican.

 

This is getting too much like facebook.

Actually ... I had just had a discussion with my sister about her Sisyphusian or Herculean efforts.

 

I do not understand why Hercules got all the ink in the press about his Herculean efforts, when Testicles never get praised for Testiclean anything.

I do not understand why Hercules got all the ink in the press about his Herculean efforts, when Testicles never get praised for Testiclean anything.

 

To be fair, personal hygiene wasn't as big a deal back then.

Parmelee, Herrmann, Mastroianni (in unison): Strikeouts are Fascist.

Show off.

 

Lol ... she posted a picture on facebook of her and a friend rolling a huge boulder up a hill ... what else could I say?

That post is out of bounds - as per recent changes to the comment policy all mentions of whisky must include age and brand.

 

CHIEF! You been messin' with the editing software again?

I do not understand why Hercules got all the ink in the press about his Herculean efforts, when Testicles never get praised for Testiclean anything.

 

You need to go sit in a corner for that!

Lol ... she posted a picture on facebook of her and a friend rolling a huge boulder up a hill ... what else could I say?

 

I understand Ron Gardenhire has a picture like this in his office too.

That post is out of bounds - as per recent changes to the comment policy all mentions of whisky must include age and brand.

 

Patron, which is really not a whiskey, as it is made with the Agave plant.

Age, I think, like, May.

I was meeting my wife somewhere... She asked me to bring a photo she needed for something.

 

Typical guy... I forgot... I showed up... She asked where the picture was... I said... "Would you settle for a thousand words"?

 

Turns out they are not equivalent at all.

 

Yeah, she probably gave you WAY more'n a thousand.

Shazam! Is there a game on tonight?

 

 

Can you get me off the hook? For old times sake.

You need to go sit in a corner for that!

 

And keep my hands where you can see them, I suppose.

CHIEF! You been messin' with the editing software again?

Editing 'software'??

 

um...what?

cmon ... Torii ... GIDP!

And keep my hands where you can see them, I suppose.

 

I don't think any of us want to see what you do with your hands during a Twins game.

I love the word 'Kerfuffle!'

 

Thats only because it sounds dirty.

cmon ... Torii ... GIDP!

 

Good call!