Tigers: SP Max Scherzer

 

Twins: SP Kevin Correia

 

CF Presley

2B Dozier

3B Plouffe

DH Doumit

C Pinto

1B Parmelee

RF Herrmann

LF Mastroianni

SS Florimon

 

Things to Think About:

 

1. Think about Max Scherzer... 20-3 is a pretty good record. If he doesn't win the Cy Young Award this year... You might as well give Bobby McFerrin a Grammy for "Don't worry be Happy"

 

2. Think about Clinching a division Title... The Tigers can clinch tonight with a win or Cleveland loss... They should be motivated for that... The Twins have to hang tough and "NOT ON MY TURF". Of course when the Twins say "Not on my Turf"... it doesn't sound like Clint Eastwood... It probably sounds more like Tina Fey.

 

3. Think about the stars aligning... Scherzer Cy Young Award Winner and the Tigers a win from clinching... It sure seems like there isn't much sense in the Twins showing up tonight to play. Foregone conclusion it seems... Well... We've been here before and those foregone conclusions are never foregone in baseball.

 

4. Think about 1,000 Wins... 2 more wins for Gardenhire to reach 1,000. 5 games left to play. This will be interesting.

 

5. Think about the Mighty Pen... I don't write with a pen much anymore... I type with a lot of ellipses mainly. But when I write with a pen... I'm always aware of the old saying... "The Pen is mightier then the Sword". This is true... Especially if the Sword is really really small and the Pen has a very sharp tip.

 

 

 

3. Think about

Brian I would like to state my sincere appreciation for all you do here!

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Now that BS is out of the way I can move on to some more nonsensical stuff.

Think about futility...

Think about futility...

 

That's so Sisyphusian of you.

6. Think about the Swiss.....the Swiss think Americans have a poor work ethic and have too many holidays.....the guys and I work for the Swiss.....they pretend they pay us well and we pretend we're working.

That's so Sisyphusian of you.

 

Twins magic number: one to clinch a tie for fourth place, two to take it outright.

Now that BS is out of the way I can move on to some more nonsensical stuff.

 

Law enforcement backup has now arrived to assist Brian if any nonsensical stuff breaks out.

 

/ also tomfoolery, jackanapery, horseplay and shenanigans

Edited September 25, 201313 yr by ashburyjohn

5. Think about the Mighty Pen... I don't write with a pen much anymore... I type with a lot of ellipses mainly. But when I write with a pen... I'm always aware of the old saying... "The Pen is mightier then the Sword". This is true... Especially if the Sword is really really small and the Pen has a very sharp tip.

 

It follows that a Picture of a Pen is mightier than 1000 Words about a Sword. I am not sure what the equivalence ratio is if instead you have 2000 Words, or only a Picture with the left half cut off or something.

That's so Sisyphusian of you.

 

Show off.

Law enforcement backup has now arrived to assist Brian if any nonsensical stuff breaks out.

 

/ also tomfoolery, jackanapery, horseplay and shenanigans

Well that's sure to cause a brouhaha or two. Perhaps even a kerfufle.

Well that's sure to cause a brouhaha or two. Perhaps even a kerfufle.

 

Brouhaha? Ha ha ha.

 

 

/ edit - don't crush that bozo with a bus, we're all dwarves with pliers in two places at once!

Edited September 26, 201313 yr by ashburyjohn

Law enforcement backup has now arrived to assist Brian if any nonsensical stuff breaks out.

 

/ also tomfoolery, jackanapery, horseplay and shenanigans

 

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You're in for zero hours, but we'll cut it in half for good behavior.

Brouhaha? Ha ha ha.

 

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/ edit - don't crush that bozo with a bus, we're all dwarves with pliers in two places at once!

 

Whew, for a second there I thought it said Carlos Danger.

Carlos Danger already got Nicked.

You're in for zero hours, but we'll cut it in half for good behavior.

 

Talk to my lawyers!

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Talk to my lawyers!

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Good luck with that. Our Guy has a perfect record when prosecuting cases:

 

 

(Admittedly, ofer-forever, but perfect is perfect.)

Perhaps even a kerfufle.

 

Surprise surprise surprise!

Shazam! Is there a game on tonight?

Twins magic number: one to clinch a tie for fourth place, two to take it outright.

 

I've got my champagne on ice!

 

 

 

 

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Checking the score... looks like the game hasn't started yet. It's only 1-0 Detroit.

Shazam! Is there a game on tonight?

 

Define "game."

Define "game."

 

I have it on Presidential authority he needs to define "is", too.

Checking the score... looks like the game hasn't started yet. It's only 1-0 Detroit.

 

It says a lot about a season when a fanbase is glad to get out of the first inning only down by a run.

Define "game."

An fun undertaking in which the outcome has not been predetermined.

 

So...I withdraw the question.

Show off.

 

Actually ... I had just had a discussion with my sister about her Sisyphusian or Herculean efforts. So it was fresh on the brain. Otherwise I would never had said such a thing.

Well that's sure to cause a brouhaha or two. Perhaps even a kerfufle.

 

I love the word 'Kerfuffle!'

Okay ... I've had a craptastic day ... don't disappoint me, game threaders!

On the bright side, after 1 inning Scherzer doesn't look dominant. Could this be an opportunity?