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Game Thread: A's@Twins 9/10 7:10PM

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I was watching HGTV Extreme Homes the other day and some guy made a home out of a dumpster. Was kind of amazing but ugh.

 

Small World... I was watching extreme hotties the other day.

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Something tells me Rally Avatar needs to be prepared to go two innings.

 

Olivia!!! You are looking especially pretty tonight my dear.

If I were you I would have copped a cheap bottle of wine from the church communion inventory. Those were fun times in my life except for the 2 months of community service I had to do at the church after I was caught. Man' date=' I hate Scientology.[/quote']

 

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If I were you I would have copped a cheap bottle of wine from the church communion inventory. Those were fun times in my life except for the 2 months of community service I had to do at the church after I was caught. Man' date=' I hate Scientology.[/quote']

 

I would, but we only use grape juice, and it takes too long to wait for it to ferment naturally.

I was watching HGTV Extreme Homes the other day and some guy made a home out of a dumpster. Was kind of amazing but ugh.

Big deal. Mrs Chief accuses me of making a dumpster out of our home at least once a week.

 

//That's it pal. I'm warnin' me...one more like that and I'm kickin' me outta here!//

Save it till the Twins win the WS.

 

//how's that for a hangin' curveball?//

Do I really want to wait long enough that the scotch will be able to vote?

//and swiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

I've got my own rally avatar ...

Isn't it beautiful? :)

 

Imagine if we got our two avatars together, the beautiful tee-ball cheerleaders they would make for us.

I hope other teams never discover rally avatars.

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Twins to As: Don't you wish you had Willingham back now?

As to Twins: You had to pull him off waivers, right? Get back to me in the off-season, 'k? jerk orioles...

I think we're on to something here - the more we talk about alcohol, the better the Twins do.

Where's Buckninetyone?

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"Didn't we...uh...you know...at Woodstock?"

 

(Throwing Ice on the floor and then stepping on it). Now that the ice is broken... What's Your Name?

Where's Buckninetyone?

 

Face down in a gutter.

Twins to As: Don't you wish you had Willingham back now?

As to Twins: You had to pull him off waivers, right? Get back to me in the off-season, 'k? jerk orioles...

 

A.J., why do you hate apostrophes?

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(Throwing Ice on the floor and then stepping on it). Now that the ice is broken... What's Your Name?

 

Hello I'm Brian... I'm not really this tall... I'm just sitting on my wallet.

Face down in a gutter.

 

Or maybe he's the guy on HGTV's Extreme Homes dumpster house.

I think we're on to something here - the more we talk about alcohol, the better the Twins do.

Where's Buckninetyone?

I just noticed that I some Bulleit bourbon and Bulleit Rye. I think I might make myself a little blind taste test to see which one I like better.

 

After the scotch of course.

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Hello I'm Brian... I'm not really this tall... I'm just sitting on my wallet.

 

Your eyes are amazing... They are as blue as the toilet water at home.

Where's Buckninetyone?

 

At a bar having fun or in detox.

Oh my...Bert just referred to his "pink balls". Good thing they were talking about golf...

A.J.' date=' why do you hate apostrophes?[/quote']

 

One killed my dad, you bastard! <runs away sobbing>

Oh my...Bert just referred to his "pink balls". Good thing they were talking about golf...

 

Are we 100% sure of that?

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