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Game Thread: Royals@Twins 8/28 7:10PM

Riverbrian

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I think it's cute when Dick talks about the Twins and Sox like they are in a pennant race against each other.

To be fair, it's late August in the third consecutive 90 plus loss season. I'm not sure just what the hell I'd talk about either in the 8th inning of another dismal, dreary performance from a lineup that wouldn't lead the IL in scoring.

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To be fair, it's late August in the third consecutive 90 plus loss season. I'm not sure just what the hell I'd talk about either in the 8th inning of another dismal, dreary performance from a lineup that wouldn't lead the IL in scoring.

 

Dick seems a little lost without talk of inside out type swings and California math.

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Due to mouse-click ineptitude, the Rally Avatar did not go up until the Royals' half-inning, and seems to be responsible for the three runs against Fien. Oh wicked bad naughty evil Rally Avatar ... (cue the Holy Grail script again).

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Due to mouse-click ineptitude, the Rally Avatar did not go up until the Royals' half-inning, and seems to be responsible for the three runs against Fien. Oh wicked bad naughty evil Rally Avatar ... (cue the Holy Grail script again).
Pole vault rally avatar: " You must spank her well and after you have spanked her you may deal with her as you like and then ... spank me."

 

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Pole vault rally avatar: " You must spank her well and after you have spanked her you may deal with her as you like and then ... spank me."

 

 

You are going to interfere with my REM sleep patterns tonight, you know that don't you?

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Is he supposed to be representing the Royals?

 

...Or every hitter who gets to face our starting pitching?

Yes.

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The only thing worse than this lineup is the pitching staff.

 

Nine guys all simultaneously thinking: "man, I could account for some runs, if the dopes batting in front of and behind me were any good."

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To be fair, it's late August in the third consecutive 90 plus loss season. I'm not sure just what the hell I'd talk about either in the 8th inning of another dismal, dreary performance from a lineup that wouldn't lead the IL in scoring.

 

It's a good point, and I'll admit this broadcast might be more effective than bedtime music for my daughters, through no real fault of the announcers.

 

Though, now that I think about it, they had a great opportunity to discuss that strikeouts don't really have a negative impact on run scoring when they brought up that Cleveland and the Twins are both prone to strikeouts, unless of course you just can't hit like the Twins, then strikeouts are pretty awful.

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Is tomorrow a day game? Please?

 

I have to work tomorrow.

 

Ugh. I don't go back to work until Sept. 9. Sigh. Might as well turn the tv on tomorrow while I'm cleaning the bathrooms. It could be appropriate.

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Ugh. I don't go back to work until Sept. 9. Sigh. Might as well turn the tv on tomorrow while I'm cleaning the bathrooms. It could be appropriate.
[h=1]“You see, I don't belive that libraries should be drab places where people sit in silence, that has been the main reason for our policy of employing wild animals as librarians.”[/h]
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