Game Thread: Royals@Twins 8/28 7:10PM

[ashbury]

Moderator!!!

 

Zip it, Ween.

[Guest USAFChief]

Moderator!!!

Concur. "Zip" and "dick" should never, ever be in the same sentence. Ever.

[GCTF]

Moderator!!!

 

Cat!

 

Are we just randomly shouting out things we see?

[Winston Smith]

Zip it Richard!

[Guest USAFChief]

Cat!

 

Are we just randomly shouting out things we see?

You have a CAT??!?

 

Some Canuck you turned out to be.

[James]

Cat!

 

Are we just randomly shouting out things we see?

See what I quoted with that comment. Oddly enough, I also see a cat.

[GCTF]

Concur. "Zip" and "dick" should never, ever be in the same sentence. Ever.

 

I could use the holiday. The only message board I was ever banned from was WSI.

[GCTF]

You have a CAT??!?

 

Some Canuck you turned out to be.

 

2 cats, troof be told.

[Squirrel]

2 cats, troof be told.

 

I have one. No, not 40. Yet.

[James]

2 cats, troof be told.

I also have two. Bender and Flexo.

 

Yup. I'm that nerdy.

[GCTF]

See what I quoted with that comment. Oddly enough, I also see a cat.

 

STFU, Dick. Better?

[Guest USAFChief]

2 cats, troof be told.

Cats, huh?

 

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[ashbury]

Looks like it's not too early to bring in the Rally Avatar.

[James]

STFU, Dick. Better?

Much better.

[Joe A. Preusser]

Albers throwing a nice game. Good to see.

[GCTF]

I also have two. Bender and Flexo.

 

Yup. I'm that nerdy.

 

If you get one more you can call it Calculon.

[Joe A. Preusser]

I also have two. Bender and Flexo.

 

Yup. I'm that nerdy.

 

Futurama is amazing.

[James]

If you get one more you can call it Calculon.

That's a good option, but I might name it Hedonism Bot instead.

[Alex]

Twins are putting lineups out that are an homage to the deadball era.

[GCTF]

Cats, huh?

 

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

It's all good. He's watching the game with me right now. Laying his fat ass on top of the keyboard.

[Winston Smith]

http://troll.me/images/home-simpson-panic/wheres-the-mute-button-thumb.jpg

[GCTF]

http://troll.me/images/home-simpson-panic/wheres-the-mute-button-thumb.jpg

 

Right next to the any key.

[Guest USAFChief]

Twins are putting lineups out that are an homage to the deadball era.

“This offense is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late offense. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-offense.”

[notoriousgod71]

Right next to the any key.

 

All of this hard work is making me thirsty. I'm going to order a tab.

[ashbury]

I also have two. Bender and Flexo.

 

Yup. I'm that nerdy.

 

Ours should be named Clamps and Claus.

[Winston Smith]

On the bright side we are catching the white sox for the 3rd pick.

[notoriousgod71]

The only thing worse than this lineup is the pitching staff.

[Squirrel]

Well, I can't say **** enough about these games.

[GCTF]

The regression bitch is mean and cruel.

[Alex]

I think it's cute when Dick talks about the Twins and Sox like they are in a pennant race against each other.