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Game Thread: Royals@Twins 8/28 7:10PM

Riverbrian

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diehardtwinsfan Minnesota Twins

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I never understood the NSFW tag. Is killing time on a baseball website at work otherwise okay at your job?

 

I work for the government, so yes. :)

 

An occasional 15 minutes is OK at just about any job I look at. Seeing coping mechanisms on he other hand... :)

 

p.s. I was joking around about as much as I was being serious.

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A fair critique, and maybe we should have done something.

 

OTOH, maybe you should consider changing jobs. My job at a Nevada brothel doesn't pay very well, but at least they don't hassle me about which websites I visit while at work.

It's nice they give you internet access between, uh..."clients."

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diehardtwinsfan Minnesota Twins

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A fair critique, and maybe we should have done something.

 

OTOH, maybe you should consider changing jobs. My job at a Nevada brothel doesn't pay very well, but at least they don't hassle me about which websites I visit while at work.

 

Your job at the brothel didn't work out b/c you are the wrong gender. I'd prefer to pay for women at those locations.

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Your job at the brothel didn't work out b/c you are the wrong gender. I'd prefer to pay for women at those locations.

 

No no, you've got it wrong. I'm the groundskeeper there. I trim the shrubbery.

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No no, you've got it wrong. I'm the groundskeeper there. I trim the shrubbery.

[h=1]“First you must find... another shrubbery! Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two layer effect with a little path running down the middle. ("A path! A path!") Then, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forrest... with... a herring!”[/h]

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Spoken like a Chicagoan I guess.

 

Personally, whether we're talking brothels or hot dogs, I like the works.

Yuck ... don't like Chicago dogs ... I mean, they put RELISH on their dogs! And too much other crap ... onions and mustard ... that's it, that's the only way. No diversity when talkin' dogs.

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“First you must find... another shrubbery! Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two layer effect with a little path running down the middle. ("A path! A path!") Then, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forrest... with... a herring!”

 

 

So like a reverse landing strip?

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