Game Thread: Royals@Twins 8/27 7:10PM

[Guest USAFChief]

Nice AB, Colabelo.

[Willihammer]

So far, the Twins have almost singlehandedly kept the Royals playoff hopes alive

 

[TABLE=class: small_text]

[TH=align: left]Split[/TH]

W

L

RS

RA

WP

ATL

[TD=align: right] 2[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 2[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 11[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 13[/TD]

[TD=align: right] .500[/TD]

BAL

[TD=align: right] 4[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 3[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 28[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 26[/TD]

[TD=align: right] .571[/TD]

BOS

[TD=align: right] 5[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 2[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 33[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 25[/TD]

[TD=align: right] .714[/TD]

CHW

[TD=align: right] 7[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 8[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 39[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 46[/TD]

[TD=align: right] .467[/TD]

CLE

[TD=align: right] 5[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 8[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 51[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 64[/TD]

[TD=align: right] .385[/TD]

DET

[TD=align: right] 7[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 6[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 43[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 43[/TD]

[TD=align: right] .538[/TD]

HOU

[TD=align: right] 4[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 2[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 26[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 16[/TD]

[TD=align: right] .667[/TD]

LAA

[TD=align: right] 2[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 5[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 30[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 37[/TD]

[TD=align: right] .286[/TD]

MIA

[TD=align: right] 1[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 2[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 8[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 8[/TD]

[TD=align: right] .333[/TD]

MIN

[TD=align: right] 12[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 4[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 81[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 48[/TD]

[TD=align: right] .750[/TD]

NYM

[TD=align: right] 2[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 1[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 12[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 9[/TD]

[TD=align: right] .667[/TD]

NYY

[TD=align: right] 2[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 5[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 23[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 36[/TD]

[TD=align: right] .286[/TD]

OAK

[TD=align: right] 1[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 5[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 16[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 27[/TD]

[TD=align: right] .167[/TD]

PHI

[TD=align: right] 2[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 1[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 25[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 16[/TD]

[TD=align: right] .667[/TD]

STL

[TD=align: right] 1[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 3[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 11[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 17[/TD]

[TD=align: right] .250[/TD]

TBR

[TD=align: right] 6[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 1[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 53[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 22[/TD]

[TD=align: right] .857[/TD]

TEX

[TD=align: right] 1[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 2[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 7[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 11[/TD]

[TD=align: right] .333[/TD]

TOR

[TD=align: right] 1[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 2[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 9[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 13[/TD]

[TD=align: right] .333[/TD]

WSN

[TD=align: right] 1[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 2[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 18[/TD]

[TD=align: right] 22[/TD]

[TD=align: right] .333[/TD]

[/TABLE]

[James]

So far, the Twins have almost singlehandedly kept the Royals playoff hopes alive

They're just doing their part.

[glunn]

I gotta leave for a meeting of the sunshine task force. Have fun and go Twins.

[Willihammer]

They're just doing their part.

 

Yeah I'm sort of okay with that.

 

Screw it, go Royals!

[Bark's Lounge]

Are Internet and cellphone access available there? This is important information before deciding.

 

Of course they are. There is a Starbucks and a Subway too.

[Squirrel]

"If you don't catch up on those last five payments on Grandma... UP SHE COMES!"

 

That reminds me of a Mommy, Mommy joke ...

Kid: Mommy, mommy, can I go play with grandma?

Mommy: Now, if you dig her up one more time ... !

[Squirrel]

Roy Smalley needs to stop saying "in and out." It is getting awkward.

 

Sorry I missed that.

[Bark's Lounge]

do they have happiness engineers there?

I'll have to look at the passenger list again, but last I checked there were no drug dealers.

[IdahoPilgrim]

Pretty stable start for Correia - nothing flashy, but so far effective.

[Willihammer]

http://i.imgur.com/Jrbiqod.jpg

 

well???

[James]

http://i.imgur.com/Jrbiqod.jpg

 

well???

You're going to have to move a little further on the hotness scale on me.

[Winston Smith]

hot enough?

http://basic-easypromos.netdna-ssl.com/files/42/86342/main/thumb.large.518afe61-217c-4474-b44f-20003ed44403.jpg

[James]

hot enough?

http://basic-easypromos.netdna-ssl.com/files/42/86342/main/thumb.large.518afe61-217c-4474-b44f-20003ed44403.jpg

That'll do.

[Ultima Ratio]

That's some bad luck aaaaaaaand some bad defense this here inning.

[Willihammer]

hot enough?

http://basic-easypromos.netdna-ssl.com/files/42/86342/main/thumb.large.518afe61-217c-4474-b44f-20003ed44403.jpg

 

Whoa whoa, too hot for me.

 

I'm more comfortable with

 

http://thesassypear.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/stache.jpg?w=236&h=300

[Squirrel]

Is Mauer still out? Thought he was coming back today.

[Squirrel]

Whoa whoa, too hot for me.

 

I'm more comfortable with

 

http://thesassypear.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/stache.jpg?w=236&h=300

 

You like women with uni-brows?

[Willihammer]

That two hopper off Florimon's glove, right after Bremer and Smalley upsold his incredible defense, was ruled an error BTW

[Squirrel]

Is Mauer still out? Thought he was coming back today.

 

nm. Just heard it.

[Winston Smith]

too hot?

http://images.ados.fr/mes-soirees/photo/hd/7035275703/def-girl/tennis-woman-841996132.jpg

[Guest USAFChief]

hot enough?

http://basic-easypromos.netdna-ssl.com/files/42/86342/main/thumb.large.518afe61-217c-4474-b44f-20003ed44403.jpg

pfft. Not a twin.

[Bark's Lounge]

You like women with uni-brows?

 

I can't speak for Willihammer, but I am digging her understated, yet mind engraving mustache.

[VATwinsFan]

Could be worse though

 

http://i.imgur.com/iHosMg0.jpg?1

 

I don't have a picture of it but in front of the cemetery where my father-in-law is buried there is a big sign that says, "Space Available".

 

It struck me as being rather....awkward (and rather amusing in a black humor sort of way).

[Bark's Lounge]

pfft. Not a twin.

 

It depends on how you look at it.

[Squirrel]

It depends on how you look at it.

 

I don't look at it. I mean, what's in it for me???

[Willihammer]

too hot?

 

Way too hot.

 

Smoking hot

 

http://i.imgur.com/xJBoqU8.jpg

[Bark's Lounge]

I don't look at it. I mean, what's in it for me???

 

Nothing, but on the same note, there was nothing in it for me either - I like women with understated, yet mind engraving mustaches.

 

Just an observation.

[Squirrel]

too hot?

http://images.ados.fr/mes-soirees/photo/hd/7035275703/def-girl/tennis-woman-841996132.jpg

 

Hey! Where was that camera? It was hot out playing tennis. I sweat when I play hard as I was. Geez.

[nicksaviking]

Dick: "Other than those two starts he's kind of done what James Shields has done, not as effectively, but he has eaten innings."

 

Twins pitching standards summed up nicely.