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Game Thread: Twins@Indians 8/24 6:05PM

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I'm off to a Canaries game, they're taking on the Winnipeg Blue Bom....errr, Eskim....errr, whatever the hell their name is.

 

 

Hopefully this game turns out as well as the last one I missed.

 

If North or GCTF were here... They could tell you... But you wouldn't be ale to understand them because of their thick Canadian Accents.

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I've still got a Canaries sweatshirt from a road-trip back in the '90s.

 

Just how small is that sweatshirt? And wouldn't a sweatshirt block the use of its wings.

If North or GCTF were here... They could tell you... But you wouldn't be ale to understand them because of their thick Canadian Accents.

 

Too much ale and I start to sound Canuckian too.

Just how small is that sweatshirt? And wouldn't a sweatshirt block the use of its wings.

 

I deserve that after the stuff I threw at you yesterday about using girls.

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I deserve that after the stuff I threw at you yesterday about using girls.

 

Actually... The Girls used to use me... And I didn't mind. Cue the Bill Withers.

Actually... The Girls used to use me... And I didn't mind. Cue the Bill Withers.

 

Ain't no sunshine when she's gone ...

Actually... The Girls used to use me... And I didn't mind. Cue the Bill Withers.

 

Or cue every male standup comedian ever.

Hendriks must be an atheist.

Ain't no sunshine when she's gone ...

 

Okay ... you were thinking of a different Withers song ... but that's the most famous one and the first that came to mind

Liam Hendricks is why we can't have nice things.

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Okay ... you were thinking of a different Withers song ... but that's the most famous one and the first that came to mind

 

And I know, I know, I know, I know,

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,

I know, I know,

And I know, I know, I know, I know,

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,

I know, I know,

 

If you are having that much difficult you can always lean on me.

Hendriks must be an atheist.

 

I don't necessarily want to see our pitching coach lose his job, but I would be curious to give someone else a try just in case it might help certain ones like Liam.

 

/ ... although, with his year at Rochester, I guess I shouldn't have had my hopes up any for tonight

I don't necessarily want to see our pitching coach lose his job, but I would be curious to give someone else a try just in case it might help certain ones like Liam.

I'm at a point where I'm thinking a change might be good. But that would also depend on who would replace him.

And I know, I know, I know, I know,

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,

I know, I know,

 

Go on...?

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Okay ... you were thinking of a different Withers song ... but that's the most famous one and the first that came to mind

 

Check this out:

 

 

Bill Withers - Use Me - YouTube

 

Bill Withers is fantastic

Hendriks must be an atheist.

 

Arcia must be a Christian.

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Go on...?

 

The First Time I head the song... I thought the 45 had a skip.

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Hendricks is attacking the zone in the wrong zone.

I don't necessarily want to see our pitching coach lose his job, but I would be curious to give someone else a try just in case it might help certain ones like Liam.

 

/ ... although, with his year at Rochester, I guess I shouldn't have had my hopes up any for tonight

Who knows what the future holds for Hendriks. I would like to see a change of the guard with the Pitching coach and probably the manager too. I would like to see them go out of the org. for a pitching coach. Manager... who knows... Dave Martinez would be cool, but I'd be okay if it were Molitor also. We'll see what happens.

Hendricks is attacking the zone in the wrong zone.

 

That's your audition to replace Anderson as coach?

I can't say my '**** it, I'm going to Target' line tonight because I have nothing I need from there. Might have to say '**** it, I'm going to Baskin Robbins' instead. But I'll give it a few more innings.

ZOMG! I just found out I get *another* date tonight. Same girl, a different movie, this time making the long trek to Reno, to see Blue Jasmine. Wish me luck!

I can't say my '**** it, I'm going to Target' line tonight because I have nothing I need from there. Might have to say '**** it, I'm going to Baskin Robbins' instead. But I'll give it a few more innings.

 

Carnac: **** it, I'm going to a Woody Allen movie.

Ed: Yada yada, open the ****ing envelope.

Carnac: What did Woody Allen say when offered Twins tickets?

Carnac: **** it, I'm going to a Woody Allen movie.

Ed: Yada yada, open the ****ing envelope.

Carnac: What did Woody Allen say when offered Twins tickets?

 

Good for Woody. It wouldn't be a line I'd ever utter, unless I was absolutely desperate. Not a fan of Woody Allen movies.

ZOMG! I just found out I get *another* date tonight. Same girl, a different movie, this time making the long trek to Reno, to see Blue Jasmine. Wish me luck!

Another one bites the dust. Have Fun! Good Luck also.

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That's your audition to replace Anderson as coach?

 

What are my odds? I'll take the job if offered. Would I need a suit for the interview?

Who knows what the future holds for Hendriks. I would like to see a change of the guard with the Pitching coach and probably the manager too. I would like to see them go out of the org. for a pitching coach. Manager... who knows... Dave Martinez would be cool' date=' [b']but I'd be okay if it were Molitor also[/b]. We'll see what happens.

 

He's never managed, has he? Yet so many people think he's the 'heir apparent.'

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I can't say my '**** it, I'm going to Target' line tonight because I have nothing I need from there. Might have to say '**** it, I'm going to Baskin Robbins' instead. But I'll give it a few more innings.

 

Well... Now I want Ice Cream...

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