Which is why I will never, ever meet any of you in person at a game!

That's cool, as long as you sit in the same section but don't identify yourself so we can spend the whole game guessing...

It is NEVER OK to say ANYTHING about a woman's weight.

 

Concur. I once told a woman she looked good and ask if she had lost weight. Immediately she wanted to know if I had thought she looked fat before. Try to do a good deed...

Which is why I will never, ever meet any of you in person at a game!

 

I hope that applies only to the Philistines and not to me.

I think that skinniness is unattractive. Back in olden times men realized that plumpness is sexy, but somehow that wisdom has been lost for most of us.

I blame the media for everything.

Concur. I once told a woman she looked good and ask if she had lost weight. Immediately she wanted to know if I had thought she looked fat before. Try to do a good deed...

 

Once, years ago, when I was truly thing (115-120 lbs), a woman stopped me on the street and asked me when I was due! Ummm .... what??? Of course I was wearing a sun dress which could give the impression I was wearing a maternity dress, but, still ... what??

I blame the media for everything.

 

I also thank the media for this, because when I was single I had glorious success walking up to two women and focusing on the plumper one.

I hope that applies only to the Philistines and not to me.

 

It's possible ... but maybe I lose some weight first! <G>

I hope that applies only to the Philistines and not to me.

WhoaWhoaWhoa there, chief. Some of us prefer to think of ourselves as cretins.

Once, years ago, when I was truly thing (115-120 lbs), a woman stopped me on the street and asked me when I was due! Ummm .... what??? Of course I was wearing a sun dress which could give the impression I was wearing a maternity dress, but, still ... what??

 

I will never say anything suggesting that I think that a woman is pregnant unless she is crowning and asks me to help with the delivery.

It's possible ... but maybe I lose some weight first! <G>

 

I am not liking that post.

I hope Perk has a great 9th. I'm nervous.

I think he is going to be around for a few years at least. He and Pinto should provide a good LH/RH situation at C for the Mauer ease-off of that position.

 

I love it when one of our true experts visits a game thread. Welcome to the asylum.

I wonder if Herrmann has a long-term future with the Twins.

A younger, cheaper Doumit would be nice, at least until the minor league catching situation sorts itself out.

I hope Perk has a great 9th. I'm nervous.

 

If I were there I would offer you a candy bar and some ice cream to calm your nerves.

If I were there I would offer you a candy bar and some ice cream to calm your nerves.

 

lol ... you are bad ... but I'm not really a candy eater. But the ice cream would be appreciated!

Carnac flunked yesterday as a Rally Avatar. I'm going to try him out as a Closer, instead.

Plouffe is long overdue to hit a home run and buy us some insurance.

yikes ... I do not like who's up for Detroit.

Ack!!!

heh ... should I look for a Ruben painting and claim it's me?

 

I hope Perk has a great 9th. I'm nervous.

Not really sure whether to be awed at your powers of perception or bitter about jinxing Perk...

Phew!!! Quick, the ice cream, I feel faint!

Ump not calling the low strikes for Perkins???

Twins win!!! That was a good one.

I also thank the media for this, because when I was single I had glorious success walking up to two women and focusing on the plumper one.

 

In hopes of scoring Nice Guy Points with the other one?

Had 'em all the way!

Phew!!! Quick, the ice cream, I feel faint!

 

I would feed it to you if I was there.

In hopes of scoring Nice Guy Points with the other one?

 

No, in hopes of scoring with the plump one, leaving the skinny one to fend for herself.

I would feed it to you if I was there.

 

heh ... nice guys don't always finish last.

I would feed it to you if I was there.

 

heh ... nice guys don't always finish last.

 

Get a ROOM.