It looks like the magic has worn off for Mr. Albers.

Which old one? I've changed it a few times. The new one is the beach on Sanibel Island at sunset.

 

My wife and I honeymooned there. I remember that beach.

**** it. I'm going to Target.

 

 

 

 

Yes, I said this same thing last night, but I never actually got to Target because my sister called. Maybe my absence will produce more Twins runs scored.

It looks like the magic has worn off for Mr. Albers.

 

Hah. They said the same thing about Correia.

Hah. They said the same thing about Correia.

 

North or South Corriea?

And..............we're tied.

 

And..............we're not anymore.

 

And..............now we are again. I'm getting motion sickness.

Verlander....Vincible?

Edited August 22, 201313 yr by stringer bell

**** it. I'm going to Target.

 

 

 

 

Yes, I said this same thing last night, but I never actually got to Target because my sister called. Maybe my absence will produce more Twins runs scored.

I see the Cubbies are delayed. In my neck of the woods, we had a torrential downpour and 20 miles away, I could have been playing golf if I didn't have to go to work. Anyway, I hope you don't (didn't) get swept away by a downpour!

Verlander....vincible?

 

He's not the first pitcher the Herrmannator has made to look bad.

 

/ perhaps is the first since Elizabethton, I'd have to ask Seth

North or South Corriea?

Oh, Correia has gone south all right!

Nice game for Herrmann, but please, Gardy, can we not be subjected to seeing him being sent, even on a full count?

 

Oh, wait, I forgot. He's batting second, meaning he's fast today.

Carnac: **** it. I'm going to Target.

Ed: Don't we have a show to do?

Carnac: "**** it. I'm going to Target." That's the answer, o Rotund One.

Ed: Ah. You are, once again, miles ahead of me, your Magnificence.

Carnac: May the fleas of a thousand semi trucks infest your loading dock.

Ed: Hey-yo. Would you please open the envelope?

Carnac: What did Jim Pohlad say when he saw the prices at Macy's?

Doumit misses bunt sign, goes deep, ends up in dog house.

doumitsie!

Oh, Correia has gone south all right!

 

How come we never say that someone who is going good has Gone North?

Verlander....vincible?

Looks like the second v should be capitalized after Doumsie's shot.

Hey, Tigers. Your catchers are all banged up. The Twins have a guy......

How come we never say that someone who is going good has Gone North?

Going Up North is generally regarded as a good thing in Minnesota, at least on summer weekends and holidays. Does that count?

Now, where were we? Yeah, that's right, our ace is on the mound. Game over.

Now, where were we? Yeah, that's right, our ace is on the mound. Game over.

Not another word...

Not another word...

Oops!

Carnac: **** it. I'm going to Target.

Ed: Don't we have a show to do?

Carnac: "**** it. I'm going to Target." That's the answer, o Rotund One.

Ed: Ah. You are, once again, miles ahead of me, your Magnificence.

Carnac: May the fleas of a thousand semi trucks infest your loading dock.

Ed: Hey-yo. Would you please open the envelope?

Carnac: What did Jim Pohlad say when he saw the prices at Macy's?

 

That is great Carnac!

*checks into game*

 

Huh? Five runs against Verlander? We're lucky to get five hits off Verlander.

The Tigers need a catcher and they have starting pitching depth (Smylie in BP)--how about Verlander for Doumit?

*checks into game*

 

Huh? Five runs against Verlander? We're lucky to get five hits off Verlander.

 

... five decent swings...

 

... five pitches that can be seen by the unaided human eye...

The Tigers need a catcher and they have starting pitching depth (Smylie in BP)--how about Verlander for Doumit?

 

Read what you just said. The Tigers need a catcher. Not a right fielder...

Oops!

Looks like you were right to test him by putting runners on with the jinx. Kid did a great job of digging himself out of the hole. Got Cabrera again. However the game turns out, that has to be a confidence builder.

The Tigers need a catcher and they have starting pitching depth (Smylie in BP)--how about Verlander for Doumit?

 

The Tigers should also throw in Cabrera for Plouffe. They need a younger, healthier 3B.

Read what you just said. The Tigers need a catcher. Not a right fielder...

 

That was cold.

Who knew, when Terry Ryan said he had found the Twins' own Justin Verlander, by signing Kevin Correia, that it was an insult? To Correia, I mean?