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Game Thread: Twins@Tigers 8/21 6:05PM

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He used to make fun of my age too, and look where his carcass is today.

 

You are gonna fly one of them A-10's to North Dakota and Bomb my house aren't ya.

 

I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.

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I'm afraid of you now. Your avatar makes me fearful that you will blow my mind apart with musical composition' date=' conception, and complicated technical execution.[/quote']

 

And smutty lyrics.

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I don't like the Tigers uniform... Home or Away... It don't matter.

And smutty lyrics.

 

That's the icing on the cake/foreign sweat on my face after a couch dance at a raunchy strip club on the outskirts of town.

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C'mon Colabello.

A first baseman catches that.

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That's the icing on the cake/foreign sweat on my face after a couch dance at a raunchy strip club on the outskirts of town.

 

Alex... That would be What is a Saturday Night for Ashbury. I'll take Ashbury Days of the week for 200.

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There we go... 1-0 Twins... We can rest easy now.

Alex... That would be What is a Saturday Night for Ashbury. I'll take Ashbury Days of the week for 200.

 

 

And to save CTTF the trouble:

 

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(I loves me some Tex Avery.)

 

Nah. Violence never solved anything. But you could post a twins picture that might appeal to me instead. :)

Based on results so far the Twins clearly made the right decision in signing Correia over Sanchez.

You are gonna fly one of them A-10's to North Dakota and Bomb my house aren't ya.

A-10? Pffft. A Dakota guy, given the cold war history of the region, should be more worried about Chief going invisible B-2 strategic campaign on your...person.

 

Sources tell me a hit was already in the works, but the fueler assigned to the plane had a late night at a bachelor party and succumbed to dehydration at the critical moment...

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Happy Birthday Idaho Pilgrim. 50 is the new 40... right?

 

In my case, it's the new 35.

In my case, it's the new 35.

Sexist.

You are gonna fly one of them A-10's to North Dakota and Bomb my house aren't ya.

 

I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.

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"Roger, Special Mission Teach RB a Lesson, you're cleared to Taxi. Alpha 49 to Runway 13 Lima. Hold short at hammerhead."

Sexist.

 

I didn't say in the case of only women ... I just said in my case. Hardly a sexist comment.

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I think it's fantastic that "Cherries Jubilee Showclub" is scheduling morale visits to the VA Hospital these days.

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"Roger, Special Mission Teach RB a Lesson, you're cleared to Taxi. Alpha 49 to Runway 13 Lima. Hold short at hammerhead."

 

Whew... Yeah that's right Roger... RB is in Lima Ohio. Go get em.

Nah. Violence never solved anything. But you could post a twins picture that might appeal to me instead. :)

 

 

What? Correia gave the lead away? Shocking.

crap.

Well said.

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I didn't say in the case of only women ... I just said in my case. Hardly a sexist comment.

 

Sexist comments are pretty standard. Here's to women... They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent!!!

Sexist comments are pretty standard. Here's to women... They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent!!!

 

As Al Bundy once said "Women, can't live with them. That's it".

Gardy left Correia in too long again. Needed to bring in Fien to face Hunter.

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Uhh Thielbar... You need to cover home... And Doumit... You should probably catch that.

The hell was that?

I love this team!

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