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Game Thread: Twins@Tigers 8/20 6:05PM

Riverbrian

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Yes, but their screams of "Stop!" and their pricelessly cute stumbling pratfalls when you put them down after the Helicopter Spin is what parenting is all about...

 

Yes, I always knew it had been a good day of Parentin', when the screams of "Stop!" were still ringing in my ears after I went to bed.

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ashbury Cooperstown

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Meanwhile, at the ballpark, Pelf is at least trying to do a passable audition to be considered as the Tigers' emergency 5th starter in 2014, with a WHIP of 1.0 and 2 Ks in 3 innings.

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Yes, I always knew it had been a good day of Parentin', when the screams of "Stop!" were still ringing in my ears after I went to bed.

Yup. That, or "You're ruining my life!".

 

Even though you're too tired to remember how they provoked you to scream it.

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Speaking of impairment, .12 and Twins offense still looks awful.

 

It's going to take a lot more than that. If you can get to the point where you find Sandra Bernhard to be attractive - you are halfway there.

http://www.hollywoodnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Sandra-Bernhard.jpg

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It's going to take a lot more than that. If you can get to the point where you find Sandra Bernhard to be attractive - you are halfway there.

http://www.hollywoodnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Sandra-Bernhard.jpg

 

Visual ipecac! Undigested anesthetic... lost! Why? Why? The site says we're friends, but now.... doubt.

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It's going to take a lot more than that. If you can get to the point where you find Sandra Bernhard to be attractive - you are halfway there.

 

In fairness' date=' she will probably age gracefully. To something like this:

 

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It wasn't a good game of Helicopter, unless they yelled that.

...Or forgot about the toy that they begged for until their little hands briefly grazed the troposphere of Walmart....

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Mornozie's HR is the third crazy Tigers/Twins home run I've seen. If it had been a bloop that fell in to shallow center/left, it would have been an "excuse me" single. Instead, it was an "excuse me" homer.

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Dragging tired old discussions in from other threads will be fined 5 cents toward the post-season party.

TD stock down 5 percent after controversial change to business plan...

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