Game Thread: Indians@Twins 8/13 7:10PM

[Gibby]

I hope none of my kids sees that sentence structure.

 

Sigh, I'm pretty jet-lagged.

[IdahoPilgrim]

Sigh, I'm pretty jet-lagged.

 

And how do you look when you're not jet-lagged?

[twinsnorth49]

I'm starving, but I cant think of anywhere in my vicinity I want to go or order from.

Mee starve want eeet!

[twinsnorth49]

Sigh, I'm pretty jet-lagged.

 

Should hae tried this

 

[Gibby]

Mee starve want eeet!

 

Sounds like a Far Side caveman panel.

[IdahoPilgrim]

Should hae tried this

 

 

We're not gonna start the Turkish prison jokes again, are we?

[Gibby]

We're not gonna start the Turkish prison jokes again, are we?

 

Wow! did I miss an Airplane game thread?

[Squirrel]

I'm tired. Anyone want to do my homework?

[twinsnorth49]

We're not gonna start the Turkish prison jokes again, are we?

 

.........maybe, problem?

[Gibby]

I'm tired. Anyone want to do my homework?

 

Try the other hand. It will seem like someone else is doing it.

[Guest USAFChief]

Wow! did I miss an Airplane game thread?

Looks like you picked a bad week to give up game threading.

[IdahoPilgrim]

Florimon to Willingham in the dugout after last play: Don't worry, man. I know the eyes start to go at your age.

[twinsnorth49]

I'm tired. Anyone want to do my homework?

 

 

Ok I did it for you, take the night off.

 

actually wasn't that hard.

[Squirrel]

Try the other hand. It will seem like someone else is doing it.

heh ... um ... lol

[Squirrel]

Ok I did it for you, take the night off.

 

actually wasn't that hard.

 

Actually, a little brown jug might help.

[Gibby]

heh ... um ... lol

 

I got here late, but I read the first page.

[twinsnorth49]

Try the other hand. It will seem like someone else is doing it.

 

Try that again.......

[Squirrel]

Try that again.......

 

Heh ... I was going to say ... that really only works for guys.

[twinsnorth49]

Heh ... I was going to say ... that really only works for guys.

 

I gave him a chance, he's jetlagged.

[twinsnorth49]

Ok, enough of the homerun or bust strategy, time to just hit the freakin' ball!!!

[Squirrel]

I gave him a chance, he's jetlagged.

 

yeah ... but it was still funny.

[Gibby]

I gave him a chance, he's jetlagged.

 

I am, and nobody stocked the beer fridge.

[IdahoPilgrim]

I am, and nobody stocked the beer fridge.

 

Do you really think more alcohol is going to help?

[Squirrel]

keeeerap.

[Gibby]

Do you really think more alcohol is going to help?

 

It couldn't hurt.

[buckninetyone]

Do you really think more alcohol is going to help?

 

when doesn't it?

[twinsnorth49]

Do you really think more alcohol is going to help?

 

It's the only thing that's going to help this night now.

[Gibby]

All I've been hearing is how the Twins are pitching, the Twins are hitting homers. I race half way around the world to see for myself, and this is what I get.

[Squirrel]

All I've been hearing is how the Twins are pitching, the Twins are hitting homers. I race half way around the world to see for myself, and this is what I get.

 

Oh!! So it's YOUR fault!! Get back on the other side of the world!

[IdahoPilgrim]

Oh!! So it's YOUR fault!! Get back on the other side of the world!

 

Nah, it's not his fault. It's mine. I get home from work, the Twins are up 1-0. I start watching the game, and now they're down 5-1.

 

Forgive me, board, for I have sinned.