I hope none of my kids sees that sentence structure.

 

Sigh, I'm pretty jet-lagged.

Sigh, I'm pretty jet-lagged.

 

And how do you look when you're not jet-lagged?

I'm starving, but I cant think of anywhere in my vicinity I want to go or order from.

Mee starve want eeet!

Sigh, I'm pretty jet-lagged.

 

Should hae tried this

 

Mee starve want eeet!

 

Sounds like a Far Side caveman panel.

Should hae tried this

 

 

We're not gonna start the Turkish prison jokes again, are we?

We're not gonna start the Turkish prison jokes again, are we?

 

Wow! did I miss an Airplane game thread?

I'm tired. Anyone want to do my homework?

We're not gonna start the Turkish prison jokes again, are we?

 

.........maybe, problem?

I'm tired. Anyone want to do my homework?

 

Try the other hand. It will seem like someone else is doing it.

Wow! did I miss an Airplane game thread?

Looks like you picked a bad week to give up game threading.

Florimon to Willingham in the dugout after last play: Don't worry, man. I know the eyes start to go at your age.

I'm tired. Anyone want to do my homework?

 

 

Ok I did it for you, take the night off.

 

actually wasn't that hard.

Try the other hand. It will seem like someone else is doing it.

heh ... um ... lol

Ok I did it for you, take the night off.

 

actually wasn't that hard.

 

Actually, a little brown jug might help.

heh ... um ... lol

 

I got here late, but I read the first page.

Try the other hand. It will seem like someone else is doing it.

 

Try that again.......

Try that again.......

 

Heh ... I was going to say ... that really only works for guys.

Heh ... I was going to say ... that really only works for guys.

 

I gave him a chance, he's jetlagged.

Ok, enough of the homerun or bust strategy, time to just hit the freakin' ball!!!

I gave him a chance, he's jetlagged.

 

yeah ... but it was still funny.

I gave him a chance, he's jetlagged.

 

I am, and nobody stocked the beer fridge.

I am, and nobody stocked the beer fridge.

 

Do you really think more alcohol is going to help?

keeeerap.

Do you really think more alcohol is going to help?

 

It couldn't hurt.

Do you really think more alcohol is going to help?

 

when doesn't it?

Do you really think more alcohol is going to help?

 

It's the only thing that's going to help this night now.

All I've been hearing is how the Twins are pitching, the Twins are hitting homers. I race half way around the world to see for myself, and this is what I get.

All I've been hearing is how the Twins are pitching, the Twins are hitting homers. I race half way around the world to see for myself, and this is what I get.

 

Oh!! So it's YOUR fault!! Get back on the other side of the world!

Oh!! So it's YOUR fault!! Get back on the other side of the world!

 

Nah, it's not his fault. It's mine. I get home from work, the Twins are up 1-0. I start watching the game, and now they're down 5-1.

 

Forgive me, board, for I have sinned.