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Considering they share a metro area with the Saints, I think you're right - it's time for the Twins to step up their game. And you're also right - the Gardenhire GardenGnome is a gimme. I would support re-hiring Gardenhire just for this reason.

 

While we're at it, Terry Ryan wouldn't make a half bad gnome himself, if gnomes can be bald and somehow not scary. Kirby Puckett would make a cute gnome. Matt LeCroy, obviously. Hrbek would probably work too, though perhaps he might make a better large mythical creature, like a friendly giant. Morneau would make an awesome gnome. If they re-sign him, this is nonnegotiable.

I nominate a Jared Burton/Brian Duensing bobblehead with the words, "C'mon, Punch Me!" carved in the base. Picture, if you will, Burton's fist as it connects with Duensing's bobble.

One word: Arcia. I will pay cash money for an excitable little gnome with that haircut. Someone with photoshop skills: make this happen.

A "GardyGnome" makes too much sense, really.

One time at the old Met, the Twins had Halter top day.

Yes you guessed it, Twins was plastered on the front.

I didn't get the Glen Perkins-zipper reference, so I looked it up. https://twitter.com/bengarvin/status/358428766604754944/photo/1 Lol.

 

Great article by the way.

Love the idea of the faceless bobblehead with marker. Especially if it's dry-erase and you can keep playing with it. Should try to sell the team on that one!

One word: Arcia. I will pay cash money for an excitable little gnome with that haircut. Someone with photoshop skills: make this happen.

 

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