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Doubleheader Game Thread: Twins@White Sox 8/9 1:10 & 7:10PM

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Sorry to bring us back to the game, but I hate the bunt in that situation. In a tie game, fine, but no outs two on...

 

Yeah but with two slap-hitting punch-and-judys like Mauer and especially Willingham to follow, you want the runners both in scoring po.... Uh, no. I can't explain it either.

A Google Image Search on "Winston Churchill hot" turned up this as the first hit. Not nearly as scary as I expected.

 

However. A GIS on "Winston Churchill breasts" brings you to an Adele webpage, I kid you not.

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A Google Image Search on "Winston Churchill hot" turned up this as the first hit. Not nearly as scary as I expected:

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Your Wife is going be scrolling through your search history and come across "Winston Churchill Hot".

 

I'd starting thinking about an explanation right now for when she finds it.

Your Wife is going be scrolling through your search history and come across "Winston Churchill Hot".

 

I'd starting thinking about an explanation right now for when she finds it.

 

Simple. Just has to say he was led astray by hanging out with people of questionable character.

I'd starting thinking about an explanation right now for when she finds it.

 

"Well, you see, my friend Brian was mentioning his breasts, and..."

 

/ edit: ha, I see Pilgrim already said the same thing in effect

Sorry to bring us back to the game, but I hate the bunt in that situation. In a tie game, fine, but no outs two on...

 

The problem is that if you did move the runners over, Mauer would just get walked... oh wait.

Sorry to bring us back to the game, but I hate the bunt in that situation. In a tie game, fine, but no outs two on...

 

What game?

Your Wife is going be scrolling through your search history and come across "Winston Churchill Hot".

 

I'd starting thinking about an explanation right now for when she finds it.

 

OK, try again. "Honey, it's not how it looks... well, yes, I guess it's exactly how it looks."

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morneau!!! Salami

Jason Merno!

Sorry to bring us back to the game, but I hate the bunt in that situation. In a tie game, fine, but no outs two on...

 

Home Runs! They cover a multitude of sins!

Mor-Yes!!!!!!!!!

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Did anybody hear that? It sounded like a phone ringing in Terry Ryan's office.

There, see? All part of Gardy's cunning plan to lull them into complacency.

That was nice.

 

Stick it in your ear Hawk.

 

(Sticking out my tongue)

The problem is that if you did move the runners over, Mauer would just get walked... oh wait.

 

Turns out it was a brilliant move...set up the grand slam perfectly...

Did anybody hear that? It sounded like a phone ringing in Terry Ryan's office.

 

Yes. "Hello, Mr. Ryan? We'd really like to see a qualifying offer right now, or my client will not be receptive to the team's offers in the off-season."

Stick it in your ear Hawk.

 

(Sticking out my tongue)

 

Ew.

Yes. "Hello, Mr. Ryan? We'd really like to see a qualifying offer right now, or my client will not be receptive to the team's offers in the off-season."

 

If he can start doing that again on a regular basis, I'd give it to him.

Someone should have told Morneau that it was the month of August all year long.

A Google Image Search on "Winston Churchill hot" turned up this as the first hit. Not nearly as scary as I expected:

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Lol! Not bad. But I'm blond. And my hair right now is in a ponytail to make it easier to wear my cap. But I definitely got Winston's br ............

 

 

ains!

I assume we would know if they had already sent Morneau through waivers

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That was nice.

 

Stick it in your ear Hawk.

 

(Sticking out my tongue)

 

OH MAN!!! That means you are licking inside of Hawk Harrelson's Ear!!!

OH MAN!!! That means you are licking inside of Hawk Harrelson's Ear!!!

Ewwwww..... gross.

And my hair right now is in a ponytail to make it easier to wear my cap.

 

Winston's mom evidently had the same purpose to her 'do.

Is the fact that Oswaldo Arcia is the only Twin not to have struck out thus far glass half full or glass half empty?

OH MAN!!! That means you are licking inside of Hawk Harrelson's Ear!!!

LOL. Let's just say that's not exactly what I meant.

If he can start doing that again on a regular basis, I'd give it to him.

 

I don't think he switch hits.

I don't think he switch hits.

 

Not quite what I meant.

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