You should just make this statement your signature. If you don't, I might as well do it.

 

I would, but I don't want to draw attention to my really bad ones.

I would, but I don't want to draw attention to my really bad ones.

I have a hard time figuring out which ones are yours are good ones and which are the bad ones.

I just watched a replay of Colabello smashing a HR and have to say I love the sound his bat makes when it hits the ball.

Not that I blame the fans here, but the stadium is really empty

 

Yeah... I'd blame the Empty Seats.

I would, but I don't want to draw attention to my really bad ones.

 

I actually do the opposite.

I have a hard time figuring out which ones are yours are good ones and which are the bad ones.

 

Boom!!! That one is out of Here.

Alex Rios has to be crushed knowing he is missing this epic matchup.

Boom!!! That one is out of Here.

Yeah, he hung that one up in the zone. I couldn't help but take a swing at that one.

I just watched a replay of Colabello smashing a HR and have to say I love the sound his bat makes when it hits the ball.

 

I love it. It will be interesting to see if he hits that same HR at Target Field. In TF that is a tough shot.

Yeah, he hung that one up in the zone. I couldn't help but take a swing at that one.

 

Uppercut swing?

Uppercut swing?

Is there any other kind?

Yeah, he hung that one up in the zone. I couldn't help but take a swing at that one.

 

"A hanging post is a gift from God."

-Kirby Puckett

Flash us. Then we'll know for sure it's you.

 

/ disclaimer: this is not a quality post

Did you see me?

 

/ disclaimer: this is also not a quality post

"A hanging post is a gift from God."

-Kirby Puckett

 

It was one of my better efforts if I do say so myself.

Did you see me?

 

Yeah, that was epic - and I don't even have TV.

I love it. It will be interesting to see if he hits that same HR at Target Field. In TF that is a tough shot.

 

Colabello's 6th inning at bat included 6 pitches that were all inner half or farther in. With 4 oppo HRs I will bet he will get pitched in a lot.

Colabello's 6th inning at bat included 6 pitches that were all inner half or farther in. With 4 oppo HRs I will bet he will get pitched in a lot.

 

A major league hitter will have an answer to that one, won't he? We shall find out.

"5. Think about Driving... If you drive WRECKless... Shouldn't that be what we are all trying to achieve. I know my insurance company would appreciate WRECKless driving."

 

So this would be ok?

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/Driving-lipstick-phone-431x300.jpg

So this would be ok?

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/Driving-lipstick-phone-431x300.jpg

 

Approves:

 

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So this would be ok?

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/Driving-lipstick-phone-431x300.jpg

 

Looks fine to me.

Did you see me?

 

/ disclaimer: this is also not a quality post

 

Yeah... You're like a cross between Winston Churchill and Cindy Crawford.

Yeah... You're like a cross between Winston Churchill and Cindy Crawford.

Heh ok. Which parts did I get from whom?

Heh ok. Which parts did I get from whom?

 

That's a good question... But I'm thinking that you will be wanting Winston Churchill's Breasts.

Heh ok. Which parts did I get from whom?

 

Well, I'll be the gentleman if no one else will - you got Crawford's body and Churchill's brain.

thank god i got the day off from work* so i could watch this crap.

 

*haha i don't have a job.

Well, I'll be the gentleman if no one else will - you got Crawford's body and Churchill's brain.

It's best you did it. I wouldn't describe the rest of us as gentlemen.

Heh ok. Which parts did I get from whom?

The alcoholism is probably from Churchill.

Yeah... You're like a cross between Winston Churchill and Cindy Crawford.

 

A Google Image Search on "Winston Churchill hot" turned up this as the first hit. Not nearly as scary as I expected:

That's a good question... But I'm thinking that you will be wanting Winston Churchill's Breasts.

 

All women did, back in the day.

Sorry to bring us back to the game, but I hate the bunt in that situation. In a tie game, fine, but no outs two on...