July 29, 201313 yr Alternate title for this thread: Today In Goofiness. How the Twins can spend that extra $251,000Mauer Shouldn't Of Left The Team, by Anoka's Tom HansonEx-Twins, Assemble! Thank you for wasting your time.
July 29, 201313 yr Alternate title for this thread: Today In Goofiness. How the Twins can spend that extra $251,000 Mauer Shouldn't Of Left The Team, by Anoka's Tom Hanson Ex-Twins, Assemble! Thank you for wasting your time. Brilliant stuff as usual Jon. I don't know if I liked 2 or 3 better. but I loved this exchange: HUNTER: No, it was Minnesota.BALFOUR: I'm pretty sure it was Milwaukee. CARLOS GOMEZ: Do you smell bratwursts grilling wherever you go? Even now, when you haven't been in Milwaukee for months, even years? BALFOUR: No. GOMEZ (slinking down in his chair): Then it wasn't Milwaukee. (mumbles) Man, I could go for a bratwurst... HUNTER: Speaking of that, where's David Ortiz?
July 29, 201313 yr These are outstanding. I know he's from Anoka, but I still think Tom Hanson is my neighbor. But Blaine is nothing like Anoka, right? Can I add some parody, farce and outright stupidity? Kevin Slowey was Framed!: A Career of Baseball Memories RememberedKevin Slowey was Framed!: Can birds play baseball?Kevin Slowey was Framed!: Some Clete Thomas Animations I live for self-promotion. Thanks for the opp.
July 29, 201313 yr Author I enjoy humor Hey everybody! This guy wrote link #2! I posted it because I didn't know he was here to do it himself!
July 30, 201313 yr In light of the Brewers offering a $10 voucher to each fan for the month of August due to saving $3.5 million from Ryan Braun's suspension, I would suggest that the Twins offer each fan a $0.70 voucher for the month of August from Joe Mauer's paternity leave. I don't know about you, but I could go for roughly 8% of a beer right now.
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